The most gayest thing that happen to me...

[Leasy]

I am walking in the neighborhood of my job and there is this transportation center which is near there. I am walking and I hear this young voice say yo *** and I turn around its a youngbul from around my old way. He runs to me like what up and hand shake me up but when he grabs my hand and he does a full fledge split on ground and goes up n down on some stripper sh1t and not letting my hand go. Mine you its fukiing hundreds of people around and I am like youngbul wtf you doing, i am trying to free my hand n he got a grip so i kick the little n1gga and roll out. Mad embarrassing. Still think about it to this day

 

[Black]

 

[Emperor Sol]

There's absolutely no way I'm going to believe this happened.


























































......But I will believe, without question, that you're gay.

 

[Cat piss martini]

it's a thousand degrees outside and this is on your mind?

jesus...

 

[HelgaPataki]

my gosh



















look at that double superlative.

 

[Texas2step]

I am walking in the neighborhood of my job and there is this transportation center which is near there. I am walking and I hear this young voice say yo *** and I turn around its a youngbul from around my old way. He runs to me like what up and hand shake me up but when he grabs my hand and he does a full fledge split on ground and goes up n down on some stripper sh1t and not letting my hand go. Mine you its fukiing hundreds of people around and I am like youngbul wtf you doing, i am trying to free my hand n he got a grip so i kick the little n1gga and roll out. Mad embarrassing. Still think about it to this day

you let gay boy out muscle you? Better hope you don't go to jail

 

[labelplant]

That's the new hot shyt in the skreets, doing splits while shaking dudes hands. You ain't about that life

 

[OvOxO]

I am walking in the neighborhood of my job and there is this transportation center which is near there. I am walking and I hear this young voice say yo *** and I turn around its a youngbul from around my old way. He runs to me like what up and hand shake me up but when he grabs my hand and he does a full fledge split on ground and goes up n down on some stripper sh1t and not letting my hand go. Mine you its fukiing hundreds of people around and I am like youngbul wtf you doing, i am trying to free my hand n he got a grip so i kick the little n1gga and roll out. Mad embarrassing. Still think about it to this day

LOL. If this shyt is even remotely true.. that faq has his pink crosshairs on u

 

[GetInTheTruck]

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[unit321]

Well, years ago, I visited my sister's workplace in Manhattan. Some co-workers walked by so she introduced these two guys. No biggie. Blah, blah, blah, they are about to walk into the building, I say "It was nice to meet you" and shake his hand. But the dude gave me this gay handshake. It was like this loose, slithering, weak handshake. I was like, "What was thinking about?" No one has ever shaked my hand like that. But, I'm not going to go into a huge reaction so I just ignored it.

 

[stealthbomber]

I am walking in the neighborhood of my job and there is this transportation center which is near there. I am walking and I hear this young voice say yo *** and I turn around its a youngbul from around my old way. He runs to me like what up and hand shake me up but when he grabs my hand and he does a full fledge split on ground and goes up n down on some stripper sh1t and not letting my hand go. Mine you its fukiing hundreds of people around and I am like youngbul wtf you doing, i am trying to free my hand n he got a grip so i kick the little n1gga and roll out. Mad embarrassing. Still think about it to this day

idk why but that cracked me up for some reason

 

[Leasy]

Well, years ago, I visited my sister's workplace in Manhattan. Some co-workers walked by so she introduced these two guys. No biggie. Blah, blah, blah, they are about to walk into the building, I say "It was nice to meet you" and shake his hand. But the dude gave me this gay handshake. It was like this loose, slithering, weak handshake. I was like, "What was thinking about?" No one has ever shaked my hand like that. But, I'm not going to go into a huge reaction so I just ignored it.

Awkward shyt man.

 

[Leasy]

That's the new hot shyt in the skreets, doing splits while shaking dudes hands. You ain't about that life

Youngbuls are ruthless these days man. You don't know what to expect from like who would of thought of that shyt. Like I thought youngbul was showing love no bosh. Plus I am at work I am not getting locked up over some shyt.