The Man Who Would be "Polka" King

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You want to see the poster child for white crime/privilege :dead:

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I'm going to spoil it because it wasn't all that great or interesting besides my last line.\
  1. Dude immigrates from Poland to the US
  2. Somehow finds a niche doing gigs as a Polka singer for old white Polish immigrants in Pennsylvania
  3. He was a TERRIBLE singer
  4. Sets up a classic Ponzi scheme selling unlicensed securities to old white people
  5. Feds tell him to stop
  6. He doesn't
  7. Starts using money from old white people to finance European tours
  8. Uses funds to bribe the Pope to allow his tour to get to meet the pope
  9. Rigs a beauty contest so his basic wife can win Mrs. Pennsylvania
  10. Only THEN do the Feds have enough pressure on them to do something about him and throw him in jail
EDIT: I guess Netflix has a movie based on his life too :dead:

How Much Of Netflix’s ‘Polka King’ Is Actually True?
 
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