The London Times sent a reporter to investigate how dangerous the NYC subway is.

[PatCake]

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

NYC in general is not really dangerous anymore.

Of course, in a city this big, you're gonna get crimes here and there.

 

[Sir ZDuke]

“I heard you’re on vacation in NYC this week, I have this idea for a story I want you to chase while you’re there .”

 

[RehReh]

Scariest thing on the Metro as a londoner is the rats

They make ours look like mice
Everything else is gravey and 8 outta 10 times there is free entertainment

 

[PatCake]

With 15 million+ people, you gonna hear a stabbing or two of course. Subway is fine. People always gripe.