Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Nasty_Nate]

when a fine cashier calls you "baby" at the checkout

@HalfwayHandsome @MightyHealthy @Sensitive Blake Griffin @Nasty_Nate I know you brehs know what i'm talking bout'
That #kentuckyhospitality

Hell yeah, had some broad do that at the Arby's drive-thru in Radcliff the other day, after she saw me at the window. She was all smiling and shyt, and who knows what I would have tried if I was still single.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

This... but the places be so packed I don't even ask for the digits lol I just give them that look for next time

when a fine cashier calls you "baby" at the checkout

@HalfwayHandsome @MightyHealthy @Sensitive Blake Griffin @Nasty_Nate I know you brehs know what i'm talking bout'
That #kentuckyhospitality

 

[Rawtid]

There has been a spider crawling on the screen of my patio for two days. I think it's time to call the police.

Go out there and square up with that spider...man to man.

 

[UserNameless]

you got something against the GOAT rillo breh?

lol! Nah, man. Just more shocked by the blatant target marketing.

 

[UserNameless]

This Cran Lemonade, tho...

 

[AtomicUse]

These potholes.............these goddamn Chicago potholes.

 

[Rawtid]

I have a legit a reason to go to this other rink tonight that way I don't look like a stalker.

 

[IronFist]

had french onion soup for the first time (yeah i know) but




Bump into old friends today out west i havent seen since i was in grade school

Side-note: West Coast DJs need to support they own artist more.

Aside from YG and Nipsey ive heard nothing but NYC stuff on west coast radio


chicks in Sacramento are so sprung of the accent its a damn shame

 

[Rawtid]

Why not optional couples. I like slow songs.

 

[Steezy]

 

[Atlrocafella]

Big Boi's acting in the ATL movie was Hilarious

 

[Xerces]

I'm at the gas station and 2 ladies are standing in front of me. 1 starts twirling around like a fairy and goes awwww man! And then proceeds to walk towards the door then the lady in front of me says dumbbbbb. Well the lady goes to pay for her city's then the other girl comes walking back in. She is paying with credit so the cashier asks for her id, she says it's in the car, so she tells the other girl to go get the debit card. Cashier can cells her transaction and rings me up, I walk outside and the girl is in the backseat and she clearly looks like she's not looking for a debit card and just sitting there. So I'm getting the I pod hooked up and buckling my seat belt when the other lady comes out she doesn't say anything and proceeds to go sit in the passenger seat and she clearly isn't looking for a debit card either just sitting there. I had the face and I'm wondering what in the heck is happening here

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Saturday, this chick who i kicked it with off and on for a month text me that she wanted to see me.

Everytime I asked her to come chill at my crib, she always declined

I wasnt gone go meet her or go to her crib- so i asked her to come chill and she said yes-

she came thru and we watched Game of Thrones

i ended up smashing
and honestly i wasnt into it at all

like i just wanted to stop and go back in the living room
but i didnt want to piss her off

it was lame
I spoke to her about tantric methods to try to get into it
but she just wanted to bust and was impatient



shyt made me sad


im bout to just travel to kathmandu and leave everyone behind

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

Gone through 5 books in the last 2 weeks and about to start another one.

May have to learn to read Greek.

My head hurts.​

 

[Motife43]

Cologne/perfume shouldn't be worn as an announcement, "HEY I'M HERE!"

It should be a whisper, essentially a gift somebody receives for being close to you.