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would you use the litter box? :arrogant2:

I'd prefer a regular toilet.:gucci:
My life as a cat would consist of a body suit with a tail. Cat ears and make up styled as a feline. I wouldn't speak with my owner, talking would be off limits but they can talk to me while I pretend like I'm listening and stare at them with cold dead eyes. I low key high key do that already. I wouldn't watch tv or be on my phone. I'd have cat toys and a place to sleep. I'm walking too.
 

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I'd prefer a regular toilet.:gucci:
My life as a cat would consist of a body suit with a tail. Cat ears and make up styled as a feline. I wouldn't speak with my owner, talking would be off limits but they can talk to me while I pretend like I'm listening and stare at them with cold dead eyes. I low key high key do that already. I wouldn't watch tv or be on my phone. I'd have cat toys and a place to sleep. I'm walking too.
but, so, okay, so do you have like 2 hours of off time, so you can wash your clothes, bathe, take a shyt, etc--i mean how does this all play out in a day to day? do you have the skills to meow like @Athenna?
 

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Had a dream I was eating homemade pot pie and some sort of delicious caramel candy that I'd never seen before. :russ:
 

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but, so, okay, so do you have like 2 hours of off time, so you can wash your clothes, bathe, take a shyt, etc--i mean how does this all play out in a day to day? do you have the skills to meow like @Athenna?

I'm not meowing :scust: I'm not living there either. I'm a house pet for hire so I'm only there for so many hours because I'd have other clients. Think of it like that dry humping hustle.
 

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I'm not meowing :scust: I'm not living there either. I'm a house pet for hire so I'm only there for so many hours because I'd have other clients. Think of it like that dry humping hustle.
:patrice: whats the rates
 
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