Nintendo is fukking insidious
Took a childhood game, Zelda, and just put childhood toys in it, legos.
Got adults reliving their childhood as therapy trying to cope with how shytty the world is now
Me and my wife sitting around the sofa on our switches like "I made a house"
"I made a boat"
"I made a floating car"
" Can we attach the floating car to the house and then lift the house into the air and just live in the air"
Meanwhile our kids looking at us like
yall usually be at work by now and we be down here doing kid shyt the fukk yall doing down here
Cat in the kitchen playing with an empty food dish like
Nintendo got me sitting Indian style on the floor. I aint sit Indian style since i was in second grade. I aint seen anybody sit Indian style in real life since 2014. I unfolded my legs to get up last night and thought I had torn my kneecap or some shyt. Them muscles I was using to sit like that were