Yeah! The assassin guys. I approached a crying Woman assassin and she gave me a fake ass sob story and then went from

to

.
shyt caught me off guard.
They've caught me off guard every time so far. One of them started by telling me a story about what I thought was an alien abduction at first:
"Traveler": I was out one night when I looked up in the sky and saw a strange light. It got brighter and brighter. And next thing I knew, I was awake inside
Me: And then...?
"Traveler": The thing is, I didn't wake up in my own bed. I was in a strange place, with no memories at all. And 100 years had passed. Does that sound familiar?
Me: Suspiciously so...
Yiga goon: It should, hero! And now, I will take your life!
They really got assassins posing as random travelers and banana salemen
