The jump off going to a friend's wedding unappreciation thread

[intruder]

Sh!t always spells bad news.

She sees her homegirl who she used to roll with walking down the aisle and all the festivities and All the sudden she wanna reevaluate things in her live to figure out why she dont have a husband too. And you know what that means: no p*ssy for you

Or at least til she comes to her senses or needs d!ck again

*calls other chick*

 

[intruder]

I knew she'd come to her senses :D

Her - you back?
Me - yep
Her - Wanna come by?
Me - For what?
her - Why must you be difficult?
Me - Huh
Her - YOU a$$hole!
...


1 hour kater

Her - I'm horny ******

By the time the last text came i was in deep sleep

 

[PrnzHakeem]

You'd have to be real stupid to bring a jumpoff as a +1 to your friend's wedding.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

You'd have to be real stupid to bring a jumpoff as a +1 to your friend's wedding.

Some special kind of retarded, in fact.

Who the fukk does that?

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

You'd have to be real stupid to bring a jumpoff as a +1 to your friend's wedding.

Gotta c/s dis.

 

[AbrahamLincolnPawgHunter]

did yall read da thread?

his jumop off went to HER friend's wedding, not his friend's/

 

[PrnzHakeem]

did yall read da thread?

his jumop off went to HER friend's wedding, not his friend's/

then he should change the thread title to avoid confusion

 

[Golayitdown]

then he should change the thread title to avoid confusion

Damn dangling modifiers and shyt got me confused

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

why you think bridesmaids are so easy to get with at weddings? The vulnerability

 

[intruder]

You'd have to be real stupid to bring a jumpoff as a +1 to your friend's wedding.

Some special kind of retarded, in fact.

Who the fukk does that?

Where are you getting this from?

I didnt go to no damn wedding. I dont even know the person that got married. SHE (jumpoff) went to HER FRIEND'S wedding and then got all depressed and sh!t.