The Inventor Of $125 Hotep Woke Water Is Beefing w/ The Coli's Very Own Stacker Pentecost
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AlainLocke
Banned
She's a smart Black woman...
King of Creampies
Hop in. You coming too!
I could talk to her all day. 
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
From the site:
Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing.
Our critically acclaimed packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as she put your Woke Water into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Kemet waved “kwaheri!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private Hotep jet.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at Hotep Nation. In commemoration, we will place your name/picture on our dedicated page as “Honorable Hotep.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to #UnlockYourWoke
Hotep Homemade Water is simply spring water sourced from the Opal Springs in Oregon :blackplatomayne:
The term “homemade” refers to our home being earth. This water has not had any fluoride added or any other chemical treatments. It’s just natural spring water
$125
Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing.
Our critically acclaimed packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as she put your Woke Water into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Kemet waved “kwaheri!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private Hotep jet.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at Hotep Nation. In commemoration, we will place your name/picture on our dedicated page as “Honorable Hotep.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to #UnlockYourWoke
Hotep Homemade Water is simply spring water sourced from the Opal Springs in Oregon :blackplatomayne:
The term “homemade” refers to our home being earth. This water has not had any fluoride added or any other chemical treatments. It’s just natural spring water
$125
From the site:
Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing.
Our critically acclaimed packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as she put your Woke Water into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Kemet waved “kwaheri!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private Hotep jet.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at Hotep Nation. In commemoration, we will place your name/picture on our dedicated page as “Honorable Hotep.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to #UnlockYourWoke
Hotep Homemade Water is simply spring water sourced from the Opal Springs in Oregon :blackplatomayne:
The term “homemade” refers to our home being earth. This water has not had any fluoride added or any other chemical treatments. It’s just natural spring water
$125
Please tell me this is a joke?From the site:
Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing.
Our critically acclaimed packing specialist lit a local artisan candle and a hush fell over the crowd as she put your Woke Water into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Kemet waved “kwaheri!” to your package, on its way to you, in our private Hotep jet.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at Hotep Nation. In commemoration, we will place your name/picture on our dedicated page as “Honorable Hotep.” We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to #UnlockYourWoke
Hotep Homemade Water is simply spring water sourced from the Opal Springs in Oregon :blackplatomayne:
The term “homemade” refers to our home being earth. This water has not had any fluoride added or any other chemical treatments. It’s just natural spring water
$125
Tribal Outkast
Veteran
He ought to be ashamed of himself for this lol!
TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?
I walk around a little edgy already
Ol girl is just some angry, rambling, loud, over talking, opinionated, bytch but because she's on the coli y'all will big her up. Y'all super squares won't even get a chance to sniff the p*ssy.