The Horrible Video Game Plot Appreciation Thread

[Rekkapryde]

I think we had some shyt like this back on the

But it's time for a new one.


I think this is EASILY number One.



























BAD DUDES!!!

Plot: Secret service asks two swoll ass cacs in black wifebeaters to save the president from an evil ninja gang.


So fukk the CIA, military, etc., we gone send two white goons to get the president back?

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Pokemon

So...you gone send two 10 year olds off in to a world of fire breathing, psychotic, poison powder pouring, electric hell spawn with the weakest of the weak so they can find info of all these pokemon and shyt right...all awhile they have to stop a terrorist plot promoting gang named team rocket or team magma or whatever and THEN have them capture a god of pokemon for his own amusement all before there 11 birthday...oh yeah, who cleans up a Snorlax's shyt?

 

[Rekkapryde]

Pokemon

So...you gone send two 10 year olds off in to a world of fire breathing, psychotic, poison powder pouring, electric hell spawn with the weakest of the weak so they can find info of all these pokemon and shyt right...all awhile they have to stop a terrorist plot promoting gang named team rocket or team magma or whatever and THEN have them capture a god of pokemon for his own amusement all before there 11 birthday...oh yeah, who cleans up a Snorlax's shyt?

I was too old when Pokemon dropped, but

 

[Darth Nubian]

As much as I love the series, MGS2 and MGS4. All the wrinkles and holes in the plots. Should have just stuck with Snake good. Terrorist Bad.

 

[Fillerguy]

I think we had some shyt like this back on the

But it's time for a new one.


I think this is EASILY number One.



























BAD DUDES!!!

Plot: Secret service asks two swoll ass cacs in black wifebeaters to save the president from an evil ninja gang.


So fukk the CIA, military, etc., we gone send two white goons to get the president back?

tuff as hell

 

[storyteller]

Resident Evil is the biggest mess of convoluted garbage in a plot that I could think of right away...and I like almost every RE title.

This might be nitpicking, but the 4 Horsemen in Darksiders aren't the actual 4 Horsemen according to the plot...which is dumb to me.

And then there's Centipede
http://www.cracked.com/article_19321_5-classic-games-you-didnt-know-had-wtf-backstories.html