I know yall got friends that you've either received or given terrible advice to/from.
Drop some stories
Here's mine:
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*scene: me, my cousin, and 2 other friends are chillin in the garage. Fat broad bizarro Pinky (i mean a magilla moo moo) comes over*
Me: who or what the fukk is that
Cuz: that's "Keisha". she down to fukk
Me: But that broad looks good and terrible man
Homey 1: Yeah dog...I don't know about that shyt right there bruh...
Homey 2: *high and laughing *
Cuz: Man fukk yall, I gotta do me.
Any of yall got a rubber?
Me: *looking at this crazy thirsty nikka* Nah bruh..
Homey 1: you know how i do...nope!
Home 2: *continues to laugh*
Homey 1: If you need to get yours, do what you gotta do by all means dog.
Cuz: Man fukk man...oh well...*heads to kitchen then to bedroom*
Me, Homey 1 and 2:
*10 mins later*
*door from bedroom opens and she says whussup and leaves*
Me, Homey 1 and 2:
and 
Cuz: *walks in with no shirt on and sweating and looking guilty*
Me, Homey 1 and 2: I thought you had no rubber man..I hope you didn...
Cuz: MAN fukk YALL, I TOLD YALL I HAD TO GET MINE, I HAD TO DO WHAT I HAD TO DO NOWHUDI'MSAYING!!! I WENT IN THE KITCHEN AND GOT THE GROCERY STORE BAG TO USE MAN. SHE AINT CARE!!! shyt, I GOT MINE.
Me, Homey 1 and 2: A PLASTIC GROCERY STORE BAG nikka!
Cuz: *guilty*
*everyone goes back to playing Madden while giving this nikka the
eye*
Drop some stories
Here's mine:
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*scene: me, my cousin, and 2 other friends are chillin in the garage. Fat broad bizarro Pinky (i mean a magilla moo moo) comes over*
Me: who or what the fukk is that
Cuz: that's "Keisha". she down to fukk
Me: But that broad looks good and terrible man
Homey 1: Yeah dog...I don't know about that shyt right there bruh...
Homey 2: *high and laughing *
Cuz: Man fukk yall, I gotta do me.
Any of yall got a rubber? Me: *looking at this crazy thirsty nikka* Nah bruh..
Homey 1: you know how i do...nope!
Home 2: *continues to laugh*
Homey 1: If you need to get yours, do what you gotta do by all means dog.
Cuz: Man fukk man...oh well...*heads to kitchen then to bedroom*
Me, Homey 1 and 2:
*10 mins later*
*door from bedroom opens and she says whussup and leaves*
Me, Homey 1 and 2:
and Cuz: *walks in with no shirt on and sweating and looking guilty*
Me, Homey 1 and 2: I thought you had no rubber man..I hope you didn...
Cuz: MAN fukk YALL, I TOLD YALL I HAD TO GET MINE, I HAD TO DO WHAT I HAD TO DO NOWHUDI'MSAYING!!! I WENT IN THE KITCHEN AND GOT THE GROCERY STORE BAG TO USE MAN. SHE AINT CARE!!! shyt, I GOT MINE.
Me, Homey 1 and 2:
A PLASTIC GROCERY STORE BAG nikka! Cuz: *guilty*
*everyone goes back to playing Madden while giving this nikka the
eye*