The freaky chick that works at the Sex shop

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This chick ive been kicking it with and I were coming from this bar sunday night and as im driving by the "Starship Enterprise" she goes hey lets stop in here. I'm like ... ok. :hmm:

So we walk in and she looking around for her new toy or whatever and this brawd (about mid 20s) that works there comes by to help. The whole time I'm in there I'm just quietly staring at some of the shyt . I'm not one to judge but i always found these shops a bit creepy.

But anyway,

As we get done and are about to walk out I point at something and ask the chick "what is this?" . "It's a cock ring" she replied with this smile on her face playing with her tongue ring. So i'm like oh...ok Then my girl picks up something and goes "hey do these really work?" while holding up a fake p*ssy

Man..... This girl that works there went on about how awesome they are telling us that she bought one for her boyfriend because she got tired of getting "locked jaw" while giving him head for an hour straight when shes on her period. I mean homegir was going into detail and even opened one out the box so we could feel the silicon tissue it was made of.
As she stood there talking about how she uses all these shyts in her own sex life i swear this average looking chick that i probably wouldnt have noticed walking by became one of the sexiest mofos ever all the sudden. :heh:

Which had me wondering is this an act to push the shops products or is she really that freaky?

I swear i'm almost tempted to go back over there alone and try to holler :guilty:
 

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If she works at a sex shop, she's probably open to doing some things.
I doubt a prude would work at a sex shop.
 

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If she works at a sex shop, she's probably open to doing some things.
I doubt a prude would work at a sex shop.
Yeah you may be right. :ehh:

Im gonna try and go over there one of these evenings and see if i run into her again. Hopefully i get to put in some work on running into her :lolbron:
 

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Yeah you may be right. :ehh:

Im gonna try and go over there one of these evenings and see if i run into her again. Hopefully i get to put in some work on running into her :lolbron:
Go for it.
Just be prepared...she might be way freakier than you are.
You ready to go down that rabbit hole?
 

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So a woman posted this pic on reddit with the following headline:

"So my husband actually said this today...we have 4 kids ages 6-1"

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