The Death of Nintendo SMH

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Today, Coli, I lay to rest a dear friend. A friend whom has been there my entire life. From 1990 to 2015, Nintendo has been apart of my life. Growing up, I was the only child in a single parent home. Just me and my mom. Me, my mom and my friend...Nintendo.
Nintendo opened my eyes to the gaming world. The SNES, my first love and all of our offspring: Super Mario Bros, Donkey Kong, Mario Kart, F-Zero. Complete bliss in my gaming infancy. To watch her grow into the N64 is equivalent to me, being in elementary school during that time, discovering my love for girls and growing past the hated "cooties" stage. Just to look at that sleek blackbody
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them curves:wow:That 64-bit NEC VR4300 running at 93.75 MHz. 4 MBRDRAM on a 9-bit 562.5 MB/s bus, upgradable to 8 MB with the Expansion Pak.
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She was a thing of legends. Our offspring count nearly doubled brehs. Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, DK 64, Star Fox 64, Pokemon Coliseum, Pokemon Snap , Legend of Zelda OoT & Majoras Mask, WWF Wrestlemania, WWF No Mercy, Super Smash Bros. Goodness. The time we spent together. The fun we shared. The laughter of hitting the barrel rolls in Star Fox. The sadness of watching the fate of Hyrule be control by Ganondarf in Legend of Zelda. The anger of losing right at the finish line to a red shell on mirror mode in Mario Kart. The fear of Majora in Majora's Mask. Legendary times.

Then the Gamecube. Our love still remained but our separation was birthed. The number of our offspring symbolized our growing isolation. Luigi's Mansion, NBA Street vol 1, NBA Courtside 2002, Mario Kart Double Dash, Smash Bros Melee. Her body was goofy to me. Unattractive really. I grew disgusted and impatient.
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But its whats on the inside that counts and I knew the gamecube still had a heart for me.

The Wii and then Wii U is where I've drawn the line. Between both systems I've owned a total of 4 games and today it saddens me that I've decided to trade my Wii U in to Gamestop. But its a celebration of life for Nintendo who is still going strong despite poor console sales. The Father of all consoles has been laid to rest.
Xbox has taken her place since 2000 anyway but she's always been a decent sidechick; though this playstation broad has had my attention for sometime now:patrice:Nevertheless, how much should I expect back and what games do the Coli suggest I check out for my Xbox One? Or should I hold out a little longer?
 

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I always thought Nintendo was targeted to minors where as Playstation and Xbox are for older people. They can still make lots of money. Just need to release their catlogue to Sony and Microsoft. Super Mario on the PS would be awesome . Matter of fact, SEGA should be doing this..
 

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Nintendo - doomed since 1889

they are making their best games right now. Console is ass tho
 

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The Wii U was total shyt!!! Can't believe I paid as much money for that as I did. No games worth owning were released except for Mario Kart (which I got) and Smash Bros (which came out after I did my trade in). I don't know what to say about Nintendo, everything sense the Gamecube has been trash!!!
 

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Nintendo is bad at marketing their console but right now the wii u probably has the best library of games :manny:
Nah, not anymore

I think I called it all the way back in 2007. The Wii was the worst thing that company ever did. They aimed at the casuals and sold like crazy, pissed off the hardcore though which is the most important base you have.
 

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Nintendo has been dying for a long long time now.
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But for some reason it refuses to just lay down, I wonder why? How could a 100+ year old billion dollar company that's still making profits still be alive yet doomed at the same time? :jbhmm:
 

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It's funny cause just a few weeks ago reports shows that they beat market expectations and are still making money.

Nintendo Earnings: What to Watch

So who to believe, actual sales experts or random posters on the Coli who most likely have no idea how business works and still thinks that the Dreamcast is the only sole reason why Sega is dead?:patrice:
I swear Nintendo dies twice a day around here :what:

They should focus all of their doom talk about another company who's doing financial worse than Nintendo. It starts with a "S" and im not talking about Samsung.:sas2:
 
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