The Coli's Annual "Jay-Z's Six Statistical Categories" Thread....

[Jerz-2]

"Y’all nikkas can't be serious right now
I'm the all-time heavyweight champion of flowers
I'm leading the league in at least six statistical categories right now:

(1) Best Flow (2) Most Consistent (3) Realest Stories (4) Most Charisma (5) I Set the Most Trends (6) and My Interviews Are Hotter…HOLLA!” - Jay-z, "Lyrical Exercise"

So who leads these categories in today's rap world? Are some of these categories even still relevant?

 

[End Cruelty]

Riff raff.

 

[mr.africa]

 

[Jerz-2]

I doubt anybody cares anymore about who has the "hottest interviews", lol.

Hell, they probably doubted it when JAY said it.

 

[The Fire]

(1) Best Flow
drake
(2) Most Consistent
future/thugger/dolph
(3) Realest Stories
yg/meek/cole
(4) Most Charisma
hmm not sure
(5) I Set the Most Trends
kanye
(6) and My Interviews Are Hotter…HOLLA!” -
probably kanye too

 

[KravenMorehead™]

 

[DrexlersFade]

(1) Best Flow
drake
(2) Most Consistent
future/thugger/dolph
(3) Realest Stories
yg/meek/cole
(4) Most Charisma
hmm not sure
(5) I Set the Most Trends
kanye
(6) and My Interviews Are Hotter…HOLLA!” -
probably kanye too

 

[Suspicions]

(1) Best Flow
Cole
(2) Most Consistent
future/curren$y
(3) Realest Stories
Meek/kendrick/YG
(4) Most Charisma
Kanye
(5) I Set the Most Trends
Drake
(6) and My Interviews Are Hotter…HOLLA!”
NORE

 

[Cladyclad]

(1) Best Flow
Dave East (Jay Z)
(2) Most Consistent
Dave East
(3) Realest Stories
Dave East
(4) Most Charisma
Wiz
(5) I Set the Most Trends
Future
(6) and My Interviews Are Hotter…HOLLA!”
50 Cent

 

[ItsTheRoc]

Hov still might be in the lead

 

[ChiTownGuevera]

Garbage ass responses in here

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

Don't know but Jay literally lied on everyone of those. He told endless ducktales and is probably one of the least charismatic rappers of all time. No swag, just awkwardness.

 

[MerCrimmuh]

Best Flows incorporates different flow patterns and breath control, so Kendrick Duckworth.

Best Interviews, NORE and Kanye.

Trendsetter - Kanye, Tyler, ASAP Rocky

Best Voice needs to be 7th statistical category

The others I just don't know.

What other categories? Realest? Intelligence? Party starter?

 

[HDKG_]

(1) Best Flow
Thugger
(2) Most Consistent
Future
(3) Realest Stories
Meek
(4) Most Charisma
Lil Uzi but forreal doe
(5) I Set the Most Trends
kanye

(6) and My Interviews Are Hotter…HOLLA!” -
ummm idk would've said Gates up until maybe a month ago

 

[45123]

These categories really don't mean shyt but

(1) Best Flow
Future, Kendrick, Desiigner, Thugga
(2) Most Consistent
Future, Dave East, Fabolous
(3) Realest Stories
Kendrick, Cole
(4) Most Charisma
Drake, Chance, Dave East
(5) I Set the Most Trends
Kanye
(6) and My Interviews Are Hotter…HOLLA!” -
Kanye, Khaled (What's up with all the NORE answers?? who the fukk is watching NORE interviews?? )