"The c00ns come out at nite, ya ya ya ya". Official Celeb C00n Watch

[the next guy]

There is nothing to imagine. It's as plain as day. I've been shtting on these cc00ns logic all day. Kobe is quite possibly the biggest ccooon there was but he can dribble that rock tho

Listen I get the anti c00n movement but that bias just proves people are here to fight and talk about race. People here crap on other posters(sometimes justafiable) over white and latina women(which is fair), but Kobe can't be questioned. If you're pro black that it needs to be 100 and not just when you want to claim superiority over another poster or defend your favorite baller.

 

[Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson]

jesse lee peterson

What wuh wrong abou what I said? Blas are raciss and all dey wanna do is blame whie pe0ple fuh all dey prollems. Ninety-sits puhcent of whom are raciss and hate whie people. Dey don even show no graditude to da whie man fuh reskuing dem from da jungles uh africa.

Dats why dey all votin fuh Obama. He is a radica leff wing socialiss who wuz eleked by guilty feelin whie people and raciss bla people. He say he gon brin hope and change but really he all about redistibutin welf and takin money from real Muricans and give to lazy blas who wud ratha sit around spendin food stamps and colleckin welfare chets den get a job like da ress uh us.

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

Listen I get the anti c00n movement but that bias just proves people are here to fight and talk about race. People here crap on other posters(sometimes justafiable) over white and latina women(which is fair), but Kobe can't be questioned. If you're pro black that it needs to be 100 and not just when you want to claim superiority over another poster or defend your favorite baller.

Breh I agree. Lol the "but" part of my post was sarcasm. These clowns on here are the most inconsistent fairweather brothas to ever exist.

 

[the next guy]

Breh I agree. Lol the "but" part of my post was sarcasm. These clowns on here are the most inconsistent fairweather brothas to ever exist.

Cool. I agree. Fairweather for real.

 

[Cat piss martini]

fukk romney..

 

[MewTwo]

Damn that Jesse Lee Peterson guy should be stoned to death or atleast decapitated with a butter knife by some angry Islamic terrorists.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

****OFFICIAL c00n THREAD ANNOUNCEMENT******

I, AS THE c00n THREAD CREATOR AND THE OFFICIAL SELF-PROCLAIMED AUTHORITY ON ALL THINGS c00n AND THEREBY c00n RELATED, I THUS MUST PROCLAIM THAT NOT ANOTHER POST BE POSTED IN THIS THREAD UNLESS SPECIFICALLY APPROVED BY ME, c00n KING, KING OF c00nS, ESQUIRE.

FOR FAR TOO LONG HAVE WE, THE c00nS, BEEN PERSECUTED AND RIDICULED ON THIS BOARD. I WILL NOT STAND DORMANT AS YOU NON-c00nS ATTEMPT TO NAME WHAT IS AND ISN'T c00nISH. ONLY c00nS RECOGNIZE A c00n.

IT SHALL BE CARRIED OUT FROM HERE ON.

OFFICIAL c00n THREAD CAN BE SEEN HERE:

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/48258-****official-****-thread****.html#.UHJESvl26QZ

 

[Premeditated]

What wuh wrong abou what I said? Blas are raciss and all dey wanna do is blame whie pe0ple fuh all dey prollems. Ninety-sits puhcent of whom are raciss and hate whie people. Dey don even show no graditude to da whie man fuh reskuing dem from da jungles uh africa.

Dats why dey all votin fuh Obama. He is a radica leff wing socialiss who wuz eleked by guilty feelin whie people and raciss bla people. He say he gon brin hope and change but really he all about redistibutin welf and takin money from real Muricans and give to lazy blas who wud ratha sit around spendin food stamps and colleckin welfare chets den get a job like da ress uh us.

 

[the next guy]

reggie bush
Ryan Howard

 

[Jamal514]

Ashley Cole, soccer player for Chelsea FC. His team captain, John Terry, called a black opponent a "fukkin black c*nt" last year and this c00n stuck up for him.

 

[TheBigBopper]

Kobe Bryant - Married a Mexican, cheated on her with a white woman and caught a rape charge. Lost endorsements out the ying yang and publicly tarnished his image forever. Also reinforced the notion that no matter who a black man is married to the white woman will always be his kryptonite.

 

[MostReal]

jesse lee peterson

dude might as well just said this...

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

The Uncle Ruckus character is inspired by writer Stanley Crouch