i dont even know where to begin with this one...
i lived in portland back in 2005... moved there to go to culinary school. back then, they still had Hollywood Video on burnside street. 2 floors packed full of damn near every movie ever on vhs available to rent. me and my girl were browsing the horror section when we see THIS:
i remember renting this and redd foxx's 'video in a plain brown wrapper' (the one where he's wearing the grey suit and drinking out of the titty cup). anyways, i love bad movies, so i HAD to get it. and it has to be one of the WORST fukkin movies ive ever seen. if you like shyt like Toxic Avenger and Troma films, old school Peter Jackson (back when he made zombie/splatter flicks) and shyt like Evil Dead you will LOVE this. it's about an old homeless guy that gets taken in by these warehouse workers in new jersey. they let him live in the office and work with them. Frank has some.. weird sexual proclivities and one day starts complaining about wanting a girlfriend. and what follows is just... damn.
if JBO was a movie, it might be this.
IMDB page: The Bride of Frank (Video 1996) - IMDb
free to watch on archive.org:
i lived in portland back in 2005... moved there to go to culinary school. back then, they still had Hollywood Video on burnside street. 2 floors packed full of damn near every movie ever on vhs available to rent. me and my girl were browsing the horror section when we see THIS:
i remember renting this and redd foxx's 'video in a plain brown wrapper' (the one where he's wearing the grey suit and drinking out of the titty cup). anyways, i love bad movies, so i HAD to get it. and it has to be one of the WORST fukkin movies ive ever seen. if you like shyt like Toxic Avenger and Troma films, old school Peter Jackson (back when he made zombie/splatter flicks) and shyt like Evil Dead you will LOVE this. it's about an old homeless guy that gets taken in by these warehouse workers in new jersey. they let him live in the office and work with them. Frank has some.. weird sexual proclivities and one day starts complaining about wanting a girlfriend. and what follows is just... damn.
if JBO was a movie, it might be this.
IMDB page: The Bride of Frank (Video 1996) - IMDb
free to watch on archive.org: