The Art of a Coli Argument

[W.I.Z.E.]

It's hilarious to see how quickly and typically these gossip girl threads devolve around here. Here's an example of how it goes down.

Lituation: Rapper X got caught doing Y with some chick

Step 1:
Rapper X always been a bytch I believe it
The bytch is lying

Step 2:
I'm not supporting his music anymore
Next album gonna lit


Step 3:
Coli detectives ascertain "proof" of rapper x activities
Coli detectives gather "proof" of rapper activities


Step 4
All men (especially black) do this shyt so I'm not surprised
Women ain't shyt and only want a come up

Meanwhile, no actual factual evidence is provided to prove either sides argument.


Am I missing any steps?


P.S. almost.forgot an occasiaonal ban bet is thrown in.

 

[blizzard man]

Don't forget the rampant accusations of being a cac

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Excessive Use of smilies to veil the invalidity of their point.

 

[ZEB WALTON]

You forgot now how some loser will spend HOURS dipping thru ya history with keywords so he can get daps for the exposal thread. And theyll sit and call YOU a loser..

Anything longer than a paragraph is an essay. Thought we came here to read. Id prefer if every post was an essay vs a smiley. Thats my fav excuse. Even when you drop a essay, theyll focus on ONE sentence and use that sentence to discredit everything written.

Smiley droppin is just instant defeat. I know dudes try to use them to save face but you might as well say “i lost but im too big of a hoe to admit it”

And when all else fails call them a cac

 

[Breh Obama]

Don't forget p*ssy ass nikkas negging you simply cause they're sensitive ass bytches

 

[Victorious Secret]

Don’t forget “What about ____? He/she did the same shyt. Do you support them?”

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

you're right op.

 

[Jacaveli The Don]

Any male who uses the word 'lituation' needs to be slapped

 

[Tigron]

Don't forget p*ssy ass nikkas negging you simply cause they're sensitive ass bytches

Negged

 

[mobbinfms]

It's hilarious to see how quickly and typically these gossip girl threads devolve around here. Here's an example of how it goes down.

Lituation: Rapper X got caught doing Y with some chick

Step 1:
Rapper X always been a bytch I believe it
The bytch is lying

Step 2:
I'm not supporting his music anymore
Next album gonna lit


Step 3:
Coli detectives ascertain "proof" of rapper x activities
Coli detectives gather "proof" of rapper activities


Step 4
All men (especially black) do this shyt so I'm not surprised
Women ain't shyt and only want a come up

Meanwhile, no actual factual evidence is provided to prove either sides argument.


Am I missing any steps?


P.S. almost.forgot an occasiaonal ban bet is thrown in.

Rapper X is an industry plant.
Rapper X’s fan base is all white. A white crowd picture from a show somewhere in a European country that is 99% White is usually posted as a receipt.
Rapper X, despite going multi plat, was regional.

 

[W.I.Z.E.]

Any male who uses the word 'lituation' needs to be slapped

It was on purpose u stupid fukk! Go look at the Kanye video to learn irony.

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

It was on purpose u stupid fukk! Go look at the Kanye video to learn irony.

:DAIGOMJLOL:

 

[Mr Rager]

If all else fails, call your adversary a cac and throw in a or for good measure

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

RED REP

 

[Jacaveli The Don]

It was on purpose u stupid fukk! Go look at the Kanye video to learn irony.

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