The "any ya'll fuk escorts?" Thread in jbo is hilarious

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Doctor Wily said:
Quick story.

I followed through on this ad a few years back. The woman told me to meet her at a hotel but I had a slight feeling something was off about all this.

Anyways I met her at the Belmont motor inn which is notorious for decades of prostitution, went upstairs to the room and she had AIDS lesions on her face :merchant: :huhldup:

I start to back out of the room & I tell her you never mind I changed my mind and she starts approaching me getting aggressive on some .. :usure: .. you ain't gonna tip out? I answered your call and rushed a customer out the door and you not gonna tip out?

I threw 10 bucks on the floor and walked out hoping some random nikka wasnt hiding in the staircase or next door wasnt gonna try to stick me up cause I got into it with her.

Hopped my ass in the car and never even entertained a Incall unless I screened/research a hoe first.
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I been in some situations where the hoe was suspect or didn't look like her pics. I think I spoke about it on here but it was this chic working out the Ramada in East Orange NJ. I had got to the room and she looked like a fat Redbone whale. I told her I can't fukk her cuz my dikk won't even allow me to fukk her so I am out. She blocked the door and asked me to pay her for her time etc etc and said she could have gone with someone else. Long story short I moved the bytch from in front of the door.

Then there was a situation in the Bronx fukking this big booty latina. I was stroking it but she kept squirming and complained my dikk too big and offered to suck me off. I told her head don't do nothing for me so I took the rubber off and told her to bend over so I can jack off on her ass. After I nutted I told her I wanted my money back. So she was hesitant at first but she saw I was pissed so she got on the phone and told her pimp the situation. Long story short her Latino pimp gave.me my money back.

Then there was the situation at the Motel 6 in Elizabeth NJ off rt 1 and 9 where this hoe stole my money out.my pants and we had and altercation I ended up bouncing a Pepsi can off her head and shout out to the pimp who ain't want no trouble gave me back my money back.

Another hoe catfish and I told her I want my money back. She got on the phone to somebody telling them to come to the room. She was bluffing. I told the hoe to go get him and whoever cuz imma be in the hallway waiting. Couple minutes passed and the hoe slipped my money under the door. I left the condom that was still on my dikk on her room door and bounced.

I done had fights with hoes, some of which became real cool with me after I bodied they ass or spoke wreckless. Been in projects in the Bronx late at night after coming home from the club etc.

Only time I got nervous was when I was in this apt in the Bronx beefing with this hoe who thought I took the condom off and nutted in her. So some hood nikka came from a back room and checked my rubber for holes and told me to hurry up and get dressed right now. I was ass naked and didn't know who else was in the backroom.
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"Only time I got nervous was when I was in this apt in the Bronx beefing with this hoe who thought I took the condom off and nutted in her. So some hood nikka came from a back room and checked my rubber for holes and told me to hurry up and get dressed right now. I was ass naked and didn't know who else was in the backroom"



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O Fenômeno said:
"Only time I got nervous was when I was in this apt in the Bronx beefing with this hoe who thought I took the condom off and nutted in her. So some hood nikka came from a back room and checked my rubber for holes and told me to hurry up and get dressed right now. I was ass naked and didn't know who else was in the backroom"



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This shyt is mad weird but emasculating at the same time .
 
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