The Aliens from Spielberg's "Close Encounters" were As$holes

MenacingMonk

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First they fukk up that women's house. Straight up raiding the fridge and tossing various shyt all over the place. Then they kidnap the kid. On some "it's not so bad of a mess to clean :youngsabo:" shyt :martin:

They intentionally play a game of cat and mouse with the cops, only for them to lead a car off a cliff. The driver probably died.

After they fukk around with the dude in the truck. Turning Off his vehicle, tossing shyt all over the place again, burning his face. "How ya doin? :youngsabo:"

Then they fukk up dude's life. Making him lose his job, fallout with the fam, going crazy.

At the end they bring back all the people they abducted thru the years. "After 40 years, You're home now, and you fam is dead, btw :youngsabo:"

And they take the crazy dude to travel in space. They know he has 3 kids, a wife, and mortgage, right? :dwillhuh:

Straight up :troll: status.
 

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I LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX!
*The windows shatter and all the doors rip off their hinges*
Ronnie: "No!"
Alien: "Hello, ma'am, can we talk to you about our savior, Lord Xenu?" "
Ronnie: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
 
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