that feeling in online dating when...

[john goodman]

You convince a stranger to come over and have sex within an hour of messaging

What a crazy world

 

[Mr. Pink]

Never tried to pull a broad off the internet. Doesn't feel right.

 

[john goodman]

Never tried to pull a broad off the internet. Doesn't feel right.

O it's right

I pulled a decent looking broad from my couch last night

While I was smoking pot and watching Netflix

The future is good sometimes

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Never tried to pull a broad off the internet. Doesn't feel right.

It just feels weird to me honestly. I'm thinking about throwing my okcupid account in the bushes...it works for my friends but it doesn't work for me (or I dont know how to work it) so f*ck it.

 

[Desirous]

Gross.

 

[john goodman]

I like online dating because I'm at peak testosterone during the work day

In between phone calls and meetings I sent dope messages that get em wet

Then meet after work for drinks/smash

 

[ROFL_GUY]

good for you

 

[Dooby]

You never have them come over your house. That's rule number one breh.

 

[beezy]

what site you usin breh?

what do you say in these "dope messages that get em wet"?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

You convince a stranger to come over and have sex within an hour of messaging

What a crazy world

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

We need them chat logs breh.


spread the game.

 

[john goodman]

I'm on plenty of fish now

Used to be on okcupid

I switch periodically when I get bored, I like pof because of the feature when I can see if a girl is <.5 mile from me

I typically will send a 'what's up' to every chick that I would bang, then see who shows interest and push from there...

 

[Flay Mayweather]

You never have them come over your house. That's rule number one breh.

He's right

They can't be introduced to the bushes if they where you live.

Plus, she's a stranger... why would she know where you live.

 

[Theabbot]

Pof is like shooting fish in a barrel. If I was a single man I would be on the regular from that site.
Edit: If I am ever single again, you better believe that I'm gonna have a 2nd apartment set up just to fukk online chicks, or local jumps. I ain't never bringing a "new" chick to my real house.

 

[john goodman]

He's right

They can't be introduced to the bushes if they where you live.

Plus, she's a stranger... why would she know where you live.

Na I like ordering women like pizzas