That Deebo VS. Craig fight comes straight out of a comic book

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

shyt looked like the fight when Bane broke batman . Listen to the X-Men-esque sounding music and sound effects, how Deebo is eating punches and laughing, how he smacks Nia out of the camera frame, and Craig's victory being contrived and plot written......(he did it with no prep time tho )


The part of the fight that always had dead since I was a kid is @ the 2:25 mark when Deebo is unable to stop his momentum when he was running towards Craig like he was the fukkin' Juggernaut or some shyt

" Yeaah......Nooooooo!!!!"


OT: Look at Pops holding Stanley back when they were fukking up his car .......... and he's dressed like Kingpin in the hood

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Using guns in a fight is cowardly and dangerous, but g'head and bash someone's head in with a brick, brehs

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Using guns in a fight is cowardly and dangerous, but g'head and bash someone's head in with a brick, brehs

The plot depended on that brick

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Dude getting that second wind from "Come on, Craig! Come on, Craig!" is just a hair's breadth away from everybody doing some "clap your hands if you believe" type shyt, too...

 

[AllHolosEve]

the motivational speech about manhood at just the right moment killed me..... that aint never happened to me....

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Dog...A brick to the head fasho could kill you don't shoot Bullies that's for cowards hit them with bricks in they eye bruhs

 

[I_Q]

Deebo deserved a fukkin brick and a bullet after clubbin Craig in the chest after he was out, he coulda killed him

 

[MidniteJay]

"See? He's not fighting fair!"

Mom didn't see the two by four Craig used on Deebo?

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

nia long saying "nikkaS!!" like it's her third time ever saying the word lol

 

[ML29]

If it really came from comic book it would me make love the movie more than I already do.

 

[jadillac]

....what type of father would let his son get bashed violently up against a car, thrown thru the front windshield, choked out MMA style while being clubbed across the torso? Then called it, "being a man" Even Bill Cosby woulda jumped in


Any of that could've permanently maimed Craig. They might've had to feed him thru a tube for life, but at least he would've been a man

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

....what type of father would let his son get bashed violently up against a car, thrown thru the front windshield, choked out MMA style while being clubbed across the torso? Then called it, "being a man" Even Bill Cosby woulda jumped in


Any of that could've permanently maimed Craig. They might've had to feed him thru a tube for life, but at least he would've been a man

The same father who wouldn't lend his son 200 dollars so he wouldn't get clapped.

 

[daze23]

RIP Jim Kelly

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

nia long saying "nikkaS!!" like it's her third time ever saying the word lol

Felicia's lookin' like when Deebo got off the beach cruiser


What the hell did she think she would accomplish by steppin' to the Juggernaut talking shyt? [DOUBLEPOST=1397353546][/DOUBLEPOST]

....what type of father would let his son get bashed violently up against a car, thrown thru the front windshield, choked out MMA style while being clubbed across the torso? Then called it, "being a man" Even Bill Cosby woulda jumped in


Any of that could've permanently maimed Craig. They might've had to feed him thru a tube for life, but at least he would've been a man

The same father who wouldn't lend his son 200 dollars so he wouldn't get clapped.

I'm picturing an alternate ending where Craig ends up half brain-dead, paralyzed and his straw falls out his mouth. His mother walks over tying to help and his pops holding her back talmbout, "Nah no, leave him alone, let him be a man" while Craig sitting there stuck in a struggle trying to get the straw back in his mouth using his chin

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

I'm picturing an alternate ending where Craig ends up half brain-dead, paralyzed and his straw falls out his mouth. His mother walks over tying to help and his pops holding her back talmbout, "Nah no, leave him alone, let him be a man" while Craig sitting there struggle trying to get the straw back in his mouth using his chin