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I thought they just take a urine and blood sample
They used to put a q-tip up your pee hole. I got burnt once and had it done to me. It does not feel good at all :huhldup:

The nurse who stuck it in me literally told me, “now remember this feeling and use a condom next time” :snoop:

Also, the cotton swab cuts the inside of your urethra, and it is painful to pee for a few days :bryan:
 

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They used to put a q-tip up your pee hole. I got burnt once and had it done to me. It does not feel good at all :huhldup:

The nurse who stuck it in me literally told me, “now remember this feeling and use a condom next time” :snoop:

Also, the cotton swab cuts the inside of your urethra, and it is painful to pee for a few days :bryan:

Happened to my homie in college during freshman year.

Dude was like man it burn when I pee. I was like what? Dude was like man it burns when I pee and it be feeling like my dikk be in hot sauce.

I was like mothafukka go to the clinic and get that shyt checked.:damn:

Dude said they stuck that swab up his dikk and he was crying cause it hurt so bad...:damn:

They gave him a shot and a bunch of medicine. This mothafukka is cured a month later. Then goes raw again in the same broad who burned him..:damn:

Talking about the p*ssy so good I had to fukk her raw again..:banderas:.


I was like this mothafukka gonna fukk around and catch that monster and be dead by next year...:snoop:
 

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Yeah I had this done once in college. It was not okay, brehs. :to:

I much prefer the piss test. :yes:
 
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Happened to my homie in college during freshman year.

Dude was like man it burn when I pee. I was like what? Dude was like man it burns when I pee and it be feeling like my dikk be in hot sauce.

I was like mothafukka go to the clinic and get that shyt checked.:damn:

Dude said they stuck that swab up his dikk and he was crying cause it hurt so bad...:damn:

They gave him a shot and a bunch of medicine. This mothafukka is cured a month later. Then goes raw again in the same broad who burned him..:damn:

Talking about the p*ssy so good I had to fukk her raw again..:banderas:.


I was like this mothafukka gonna fukk around and catch that monster and be dead by next year...:snoop:
shyt got me ready to go rouge that shyt hurts
 

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“now remember this feeling and use a condom next time”
i would tell her "i'll be back :jawalrus:"
this is why lotta nikkas don't wanna get tested, nurses n docs say slick shiit
shut the F up, take my samples, bill me and move on with your life

spend that $200 to get new testing
piss and blood, same day results if you in the 305
I Know My Status
 

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I did once. Early 20s when I was told to get tested. Ended up having gonorrea. I am a pain freak so it turned me on. :yeshrug:

Only one time.
 

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They used to put a q-tip up your pee hole. I got burnt once and had it done to me. It does not feel good at all :huhldup:

The nurse who stuck it in me literally told me, “now remember this feeling and use a condom next time” :snoop:

Also, the cotton swab cuts the inside of your urethra, and it is painful to pee for a few days :bryan:
:mjlol:
 
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