That attentive *** heffa had it coming

[intruder]

Three Women Attack Waitress at Red Lobster For Filling Glasses Too Frequently


Fairview Heights, IL – Three women have been charged with mob action and aggravated battery in a public place after allegedly attacking a Red Lobster waitress they accused of filling their water glasses too frequently.
Sharrell Evans, 21, Britley Green (pictured), 22, and 44-year-old Geneen Green (really? Geneen Green?) were arrested Friday afternoon when one of them reportedly threw a glass of water at a waitress and the other two joined in, beating her with their fists and…wait for it…a dessert menu; all because she was being attentive, I guess.
Now, when my family and I want to go out for a classy meal, it’s usually a toss-up between Olive Garden and Red Lobster. If we feel like being in the company of patrons so old they can’t fart without soiling themselves, or we simply would like to gorge ourselves on iceberg lettuce and oil-soaked breadsticks, “The Garden” (as we like to call it) is the hands-down winner. However, we sometimes have a hankering for once-frozen patties of reconstituted lobsterish stuff that has been re-purposed as a petri dish, and I think you know where we go in that case.
And now, thanks to these three charmers, I may be able to add “live chick-fighting” to the long list of Red Lobster’s alluring qualities.
As a weapon, dessert menus probably aren’t the deadliest of the bunch, but you take what’s at hand, and I guess there wasn’t a candelabra nearby. The waitress escaped the brutal attack with minor injuries and refused treatment by the EMS crew at the scene.
The three alleged perpetrators are being held at Fairview Heights Police Department until their arraignment. Bail was set at $50,000 each. I picked Britley Green for the featured pic on this article because she’s the prettiest of the three.

Three Women Attack Waitress at Red Lobster For Filling Glasses Too Frequently

 

[Anothergirl]

Now, when my family and I want to go out for a classy meal, it’s usually a toss-up between Olive Garden and Red Lobster. If we feel like being in the company of patrons so old they can’t fart without soiling themselves, or we simply would like to gorge ourselves on iceberg lettuce and oil-soaked breadsticks, “The Garden” (as we like to call it) is the hands-down winner. However, we sometimes have a hankering for once-frozen patties of reconstituted lobsterish stuff that has been re-purposed as a petri dish, and I think you know where we go in that case.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Red Lobster and Olive Garden are "Classy meals" now?

 

[intruder]

Red Lobster and Olive Garden are "Classy meals" now?

Red Lobster hasnt been classy since early 90s

 

[Ricky Church]

good for them bytches

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Red Lobster and Olive Garden are "Classy meals" now?

 

[Anothergirl]

Red Lobster and Olive Garden are "Classy meals" now?

i think he's being sarcastic ....but his description had me cos it's true. i wouldn't force my enemy to eat "Led Robster" food

 

[PortCityProphet]

stupid hoes. just tell the waitress youre good on the water.

 

[Rawtid]

That type of anger is a mental disorder, I hope they give them a psychiatric evaluation and some meds.

 

[JoelB]

i think he's being sarcastic ....but his description had me cos it's true. i wouldn't force my enemy to eat "Led Robster" food

Ya'll too bougie for them Red Lobster cheddar biscuits

 

[Rawtid]

i think he's being sarcastic ....but his description had me cos it's true. i wouldn't force my enemy to eat "Led Robster" food

If there's more than one restaurant in the U.S, I can't fukk with it. Food from a non-chain restaurant/take-out is one of the best experiences ever.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

I remember I used to think red lobster was the shyt when I was little, now in like I can cook way better food at home for half the price.

 

[Anothergirl]

If there's more than one restaurant in the U.S, I can't fukk with it. Food from a non-chain restaurant/take-out is one of the best experiences ever.

i can do chains but Red Lobster has notoriously bad plastic seafood. just rotten.
as far as mid priced italian chains... Johnny Carino or Carraba's > Olive Garden

 

[Rawtid]

i can do chains but Red Lobster has notoriously bad plastic seafood. just rotten.
as far as mid priced italian chains... Johnny Carino or Carraba's > Olive Garden

I don't even have beef with chains, but those little spots use fresher ingredients.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

i can do chains but Red Lobster has notoriously bad plastic seafood. just rotten.
as far as mid priced italian chains... Johnny Carino or Carraba's > Olive Garden

That wood grilled salmon wit the tri-pepper sauce