Thangz We Give Tha :scusthov: Face To....

[razassin]

Not poppin' bottles at the club every weekend

Not wearin' designer clothes in 2013

Not makin' 100K or more a year by the time you reach 25

If ya dikk ain't at least 8 Inches long

If you shorter than 5'9

If you dont own a european car

If you datin' a darkskin black woman

If you got kids n u under 30 years old

If you drinkin' beer instead of dry martinis

Or if you smokin' weed instead of poppin' molly or doin' coke

:If you bumpin' French Montana n Not Gucci Mane

Keep 'em comin'....

 

[mortuus est]

If your gurl aint got sexy eatable hands and feet

 

[machine01]

Making this fakkit ass thread.

 

[semtex]

not havin a private jet

still having to communicate with women to pull them. chances are u ugly if u gotta do that.

havin under 9 inches

not havin IT certs

not askin customers to restart their computers then transferring them

 

[razassin]

Making this fakkit ass thread.

You hurtin' out there aint ya boy

Go ahead n get ya strugglin ass out my thread...

This is only for the winnaz...

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Jodi Arias' vagina

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

If yous a black man that likes black womenz

If you a married breh

If you understand Kanye and A$AP Rocky's avant garde "art" or "style" but you still think it's wack

If you don't accept gay marriage

You wear regular jeans

You refuse to that think you "share that girl" whenever she interacts with the opposite sex, however brief

 

[razassin]

If ya hairline ain't sharp

If you wearin' sneakz out the gym or the bball court

If you ain't in first class while travellin' commercial

If you usin' rubbers while fukkin' dymez n bad bytches who look like models

 

[semtex]

Making this fakkit ass thread.

I can tell from this post that your v-necks got mad lint on them.

 

[razassin]

I can tell from this post that your v-necks got mad lint on them.

 

[machine01]

I can tell from this post that your v-necks got mad lint on them.

I had to look at your location just to make sure you wasn't in my house or that you might have seen me about in my hood.

 

[MrNoFlyZone]

If you aint bangin porn caliber escorts on a corporate expense account

If you can't start your car with an android app

If you dont have white bytches hitting you up on the iphone at 2 am tryna fukk

If you rock a Manti Te'o jersey

If you're actually a Chargers fan

 

[razassin]

If you ain't buyin' shyt you don't like just to stunt on nikkaz

 

[semtex]

wearin shoes that you bought 7+ days ago

 

[RatherUnique]

Still tryna be a rapper at 40

Never travelling

Becoming comfortable with shytty min. Wage jobs as a lifestyle

Having a girl/wife that refuses to let her freak flag fly