Tall Hot Blonde.A Lifetime movie...full of sohh simping material...

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Wifey tells me to sit down,smoke a blunt and watch a movie.I

Movie was about a 50 year old retired marine.He met this girl on a online poker game with his co workers.He hits her with a old pic a fake name and the rest is history.The simp starts working out trying to get in shape :heh: the whole time hes telling his wife he trying to get in shape for the turning 50.Wife starts using the computer he runs out and buys a laptop just to talk to he whenever he wants. :heh: He even has her mail a package to his house using the lie that ,its his dad house and only his pops can mail him shyt since hes a marine. 1 day wifey checks the comp and finds all the emails and transcripts.She then HAND WRITES the 18 year old chick a letter with a picture of the family together.

Heres where it gets wild :whoo:

After everything cools down the husband gets online one night and sees shes in the poker room with his co workers.Finds out the girl is now talking to his co worker a 20 something year old and she really likes him.He goes crazy and calls her all types of sluts and whores.

At work he hears the dude talking about going to meet the girl when he gets off work.They get into a fight and exchange words aka he tells him hes a perv for trying to wife a 18 year old over the net.


Old man goes home tells his wife he has a surprise,but he has to go to work a double first.He goes back to the job dressed as a marine and catches the dude in the parking lot and shoots him up.Takes the fam camping and comes back home to the police waiting.


Come to find out the whole time the 18 year old was real, but it was HER mother online looking for dates.

:whoo:

based on a true story


Online Love Triangle, Deception End in Murder - ABC News
 

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fukk that. watch the ACTUAL movie/documentary titled talhotblonde

actual interviews and everything. fukk lifetime
 

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Marinesniper: wish you were nude

Talhotblond: what would ya do?

Marinesniper: stare

Talhotblond: that all

Marinesniper: nope

Marinesniper: u might get the magic


:laff: the magic?
 

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Did the wife really hack his shyt by just guessing...and was he really a marine who's password was semper fi? :krs::laff:

EDIT: I can't wait to watch the documentary after this goes off, the real life shyt has got to be 100 times more hilarious.
 
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