Superstitions

[bufu]

Me, I really only fukk with the lucky cigarette and the "no hats on the bed" one.

With the lucky cigarette, the first time I went to the casino I won big after I smoked my lucky cig and won 200 on the blackjack table. Also won on a 30-1 horse named Tez Savitri. Granted, it was like 8-1 in the book and I liked the value play.

On the flip side, if you leave your hat on the bed it's bad luck. It actually seems more like common sense, cuz if you leave a hat on your bed, it's more likely you'll sleep on it and fukk up its shape.

I don't knock on wood, but I also try not to jinx shyt.

Anybody else got any?

Edit: forgot to leave ya'll with this gem

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[Heafcliffe]

When walking with someone, I can't let a pole/lightpost/trash bin/anything split us.

My girl be looking at melike. Like I'm looney.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

When walking with someone, I can't let a pole/lightpost/trash bin/anything split us.

My girl be looking at melike. Like I'm looney.

FUNNY THING IS I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN THAT. THAT POLE THING JUST IRKS ME FOR SOME REASON.

 

[yeahisaidit]

The old saying states that if you leave your purse on the floor, you'll always be broke. I refuse to do so (when I do carry a purse).

 

[ThumpDaddy]

When walking with someone, I can't let a pole/lightpost/trash bin/anything split us.

My girl be looking at melike. Like I'm looney.

FUNNY THING IS I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN THAT. THAT POLE THING JUST IRKS ME FOR SOME REASON.

I remember walking home from school one day and I split the pole. It was funny because the guys I walked with never split the pole so I decided to do it. So we get to the store and I buy me a drink and some Andy Capps Hot Fries. So I had just opened up my Sprite and took a drink and then my father pulled up. I never put the top back on and when I got in the truck I tried to open the Hot Fries with the door still open. Well, the bag burst open and I dropped all the Hot Fries and in the process of me trying to catch them I waste all my drink out the side of the truck. My boys looked at me like when you split that pole!!!! To this dav I don't split any more poles.

 

[Danie84]

Mi abuela used to say don't sit a chair by the door, because you let a ghost in.