#StuffYouSayWhenYouLoseIn2K

[So UnThotful]

' fukk you fakkit'

'im trading your ass after this game'

 

[Rekkapryde]

"this some bullshyt"

 

[DosCadenaz]

i ripped my disk in half

 

[William Bassington]

"you not better than me bruh, all you do is..."

I be salty as fukk, especially when I get beat in front of an audience...first instinct is to rematch

 

[EQ.]

*gets all philosophical*
"Why the fukk am i even playing video games?? im here playing games when i can be hooping and improving my game? Man fukk video games"

5 hours later

"Man this shyt is dope"

 

[Brandeezy]

*Bosh misses a put back shot for the lead in assoc*

"you suck nikka, you're done, im releasing your ass just watch"

*doesn't release him*

 

[Brown_Pride]

"my controller was acting all weird and shyt all game long..."
"I swear [insert star's name on other teams roster] is a favorite on this game he don't fukkin miss ever"

 

[Chief Beef]

"you not better than me bruh, all you do is..."

I be salty as fukk, especially when I get beat in front of an audience...first instinct is to rematch

I be sayin the same shyt too

 

[William Bassington]

"my controller was acting all weird and shyt all game long..."
"I swear [insert star's name on other teams roster] is a favorite on this game he don't fukkin miss ever"

I got a friend that be dropping 40 with Stephen Jackson everytime we play, shyt burns slow

 

[GoldenGlove]

"why does 2K allow nikkas to get away with corny shyt like that"
"this isn't real basketball"
"Man... fukk this game"
"Damn, I miss NBA 2K8... yeah the one with CP3 on the cover"
"Why is _________ hitting so many 3s?"
".... man, fukk this game"

 

[Brown_Pride]

"That's some bull shyt [insert name player name here] is good and all but mutha fuker ain't god."
"Why you cheating?"

I tell my brother "and this right here is why no one likes you"

 

[Black]

"you barely beat me and I wasn't trying hard"

"You're not good you use the heat"

"You do the same move"

"They were missing everything I played a good game"

 

[Broke Wave]

Check the tournament thread.


I don't lose

 

[ComputersPutin]

"I bet you cant beat me with any other team"

"BULLshyt!!!!!!"

"You gon shoot with this guy the whole game?"

"Let me be home team next time"

 

[The G.O.D II]

WHY DOES IT fukkING LAG ON THE RELEASE OF MY JUMPER?
HOW IS THIS nikka RIGHT UNDER THE BASKET AND STILL JAG IT?
HOW THE fukk IS JJ BAREA BREAKING UP ALLEY OPPS?
HOW THE fukk IS EDDY CURRY RUNNING WITH DERRICK ROSE?
CAN UR bytch ASS DO ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES CHEESE WITH(insert star player here)