stuck behind the old hag scratch ticket lady in the store....

[M617]

is the worst thing ever. i got 2 small items i want to buy and i got this little old hag who is most likely a raging alcoholic bytch wasting all of her money to buy a dozen scratch tickets and play the powerball. they always seem to take 10 minutes and right when you think they are done they pull out another $11 to buy some more random tickets

i just wanna put gum in her hair and yank on it alittle and be like "listen bytch" your not gonna win shyt get the fukk out of line

/rant

 

[Ricky Church]

relaxx bro, your vibrator and bottle of lube can wait til the bytch is done scratchin' her tix

 

[2stains]

relaxx bro, your vibrator and bottle of lube can wait til the bytch is done scratchin' her tix

 

[M617]

relaxx bro, your vibrator and bottle of lube can wait til the bytch is done scratchin' her tix

you mean my box of Trojan Magnums and Pepsi Max. the Max so i have energy to bang this bad broad all night long and the Magnums because i pretend to be hung