Straight men & studs: if u could smash any long dead, fictional/mythical woman who would you pick?

[Scustin Bieburr]

I'm aiming high brehs
Inanna - Wikipedia

The p*ssy would have been out of control

Would probably be nutting for 5 hours straight

Note: whomever you pick (if she was a real person) would be reborn in the present day looking as impressive by today's standards as they would've been by the standards of the past.

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Queen of Sheba

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Nefertiti getting knocked down

 

[richaveli83]

Cleopatra and Nefertiti

 

[Rozay Oro]

Mya from Family Matters.

Alex from Totally Spies

The mom from Proud Family

Penny too when she 18

Suzie Carmichael from All Grown Up when she 18

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Psylocke

 

[WaveGang]

Virgin Mary

 

[Oatmeal]

I never messed with any Hindu women but Godess Rati was the love God....inspiration for Kama Sutra

 

[Prynce]

Nefertiti was thicc AF

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Eve

 

[richaveli83]

Virgin Mary

Eve

 

[Take It In Blood]

Aaliyah's gutts would get destroyed

 

[invalid]

The Whore of Babylon
Dorothy Dandrige
Coretta Scott King
Chaka Khan

And I know Harriet Tubman got that swamp snapper.

 

[Blackout]

I'm aiming high brehs
Inanna - Wikipedia

The p*ssy would have been out of control

Would probably be nutting for 5 hours straight

Their beauty standards were different compared to what we have now hygiene wise so there is a high chance that she isn’t what you are picturing her to be.

 

[Exlurkernegro]

Storm also.