Starting New Job in HR (Co-op) this week...

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

So i'm starting this gig in HR as a Training Developer for an industrial company this week.

shyt's already looking shaky.

I was suppose to be sent an onboarding schedule ahead of my start but my manager ended up not sending it at all so i'm just here with my dikk out trying to find the hole on Monday...wish me luck.

I just hope we are more organized in our actual job duties...

 

[King of Creampies]

So i'm starting this gig in HR as a Training Developer for an industrial company this week.

shyt's already looking shaky.

I was suppose to be sent an onboarding schedule ahead of my start but my manager ended up not sending it at all so i'm just here with my dikk out trying to find the hole on Monday...wish me luck.

I just hope we are more organized in our actual job duties...

If that is what went down then you already know it's some fukked up shyt. You will have to seriously knock it out the park on the first month because if your Manager can't even give you a schedule you KNOW he really ain't shyt.

Bad Senior Manager = Bad department.

Good Luck Breh but update the thread on how it goes down. Just don't forget the rules workin with cacs.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

If that is what went down then you already know it's some fukked up shyt. You will have to seriously knock it out the park on the first month because if your Manager can't even give you a schedule you KNOW he really ain't shyt.

Bad Senior Manager = Bad department.

Good Luck Breh but update the thread on how it goes down. Just don't forget the rules workin with cacs.

no doubt. it's a woman btw, an arab woman.
seems nice enough though...

 

[King of Creampies]

no doubt. it's a woman btw, an arab woman.
seems nice enough though...

DONT FALL FOR THAT.

To her You are a ****** to her and a ****** working for her.

When you roll in there be on fukking point. Because you don't even have a road map you were supposed to get.

 

[Hard Times Nakamura]

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E-MAIL

PHONE CALL RECORDS

GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING NO VERBAL AGREEMENTS.

PRE-EMPTIVELY GET A FREE CONSULTATION WITH AN EMPLOYMENT LAWYER....

LOOK FOR A NEW JOB NOW (ON DA LOW).

 

[Hard Times Nakamura]

1. MEMORIZE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK AND GET THEM ON A TECHNICALITY - THEY CAN'T VIOLATE THEIR OWN RULES IT'S ILLEGAL.
2. TRY AND CATCH HER SAYING shyt ABOUT BLACK FOLK EVEN SLICK, DOCUMENT EVERY INSTANCE DATE AND TIME OBSERVED
3. TRY AND CATCH HER TRYING TO GET YOU TO CUT CORNERS OR DO SOMETHING UNETHICAL OR ILLEGAL - DOCUMENT EVERY INSTANCE
4. FILE A DISCRIMINATION CLAIM BASED ON #2 ONCE YOU GET 10 INSTANCES AND SAY IT'S HARMING YOUR WORK ETHIC AND YOU NEED A JOB TRANSFER OR SOME TYPE OF REMEDIATION FOR THE SITUATION!

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

1. MEMORIZE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK AND GET THEM ON A TECHNICALITY - THEY CAN'T VIOLATE THEIR OWN RULES IT'S ILLEGAL.
2. TRY AND CATCH HER SAYING shyt ABOUT BLACK FOLK EVEN SLICK, DOCUMENT EVERY INSTANCE DATE AND TIME OBSERVED
3. TRY AND CATCH HER TRYING TO GET YOU TO CUT CORNERS OR DO SOMETHING UNETHICAL OR ILLEGAL - DOCUMENT EVERY INSTANCE
4. FILE A DISCRIMINATION CLAIM BASED ON #2 ONCE YOU GET 10 INSTANCES AND SAY IT'S HARMING YOUR WORK ETHIC AND YOU NEED A JOB TRANSFER OR SOME TYPE OF REMEDIATION FOR THE SITUATION!

it's only my first day breh...

but yeah, imma be super on point though.

First day wasn't so bad.

I had the shyts while my manager was going through a presentation about her Strategy with me. I had to excuse myself and dump a quick shyt in the office toilette. blessed the fukk out of that lavatory.

 

[King of Creampies]

it's only my first day breh...

but yeah, imma be super on point though.

First day wasn't so bad.

I had the shyts while my manager was going through a presentation about her Strategy with me. I had to excuse myself and dump a quick shyt in the office toilette. blessed the fukk out of that lavatory.

LOL you were that nervous?

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

LOL you were that nervous?

Nah.....just hadn't shat yet until then.

I usually shyt right when i wake up but i had no time this morning.

 

[King of Creampies]

Nah.....just hadn't shat yet until then.

I usually shyt right when i wake up but i had no time this morning.

Well just be on code brother...I know we will never meet but black men have too much in common especially working in the cac environment.

So what was ol girls excuse on not giving you that email by the way?

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Well just be on code brother...I know we will never meet but black men have too much in common especially working in the cac environment.

So what was ol girls excuse on not giving you that email by the way?

didn't bother asking.

Imma just cruise through this placement and use it as a stepping stone IF there's no real room for growth.

 

[J_rock]

HR is a cool profession if you play your cards right... it's relatively easy, but you can make good money doing it. It's cac-female dominated so you just have to be careful. Always be on your A game and demand respect. Otherwise, they'll treat you like Tobe from the office.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Day 2:

My manager had an emotional breakdown on the phone today during a personal call in the office...


guys, wtf...

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Better switch to the Comp department

 

[Rekkapryde]

So i'm starting this gig in HR as a Training Developer for an industrial company this week.

shyt's already looking shaky.

I was suppose to be sent an onboarding schedule ahead of my start but my manager ended up not sending it at all so i'm just here with my dikk out trying to find the hole on Monday...wish me luck.

I just hope we are more organized in our actual job duties...

prepare for nonstop fukkery. The shyt HR deals with on the regular is