Drew Wonder
Superstar
He was a standup dude who accepted full responsibility for his mistake and didn't throw his co-workers under the bus
Vader ain't have to do him like that
dont believe in the force, brehVader was killing off henchmen left and right no fukks given....
That Imperial job promotion though
Thanks RandallLOL
A lot of Imperial officers was just collecting paychecks to feed they fam man. Imagine getting that government job you been fiendin' for:
The benefits
Comprehensive Health Insurance
Impossible to Get Fired
The respect and career longevity/ability to grow
And these Rebels fukking up the game, like chill fam , I just got this job
*Gets blown up with thousands of other government employees by a hillbilly magician from some backwater planet*