Sports teams with the corniest and most childish team names.

[Soldier]

NBA:

Wizards
Magic
Nets
Knicks
Cavaliers
Bucks
Clippers
Nuggets
Pelicans

NFL:

Bengals
Browns
Jets
Colts
Cowboys
Chargers
Dolphins
Bills
Commanders
Seahawks
Texans(bring back the oilers)

MLB:
Phillies
Twins
Cubs
Angels
Rays
Marlins
Red Sox
White Sox
Astros
Guardians

NHL:
Anaheim Ducks (but right now, they have one of the best and coolest looking logos in sports though)
Winnipeg (Jets)
Calgary Flames
Vancouver Canucks
Vegas Golden Knights
Minnesota Wild
Utah Hockey Team

 

[Soldier]

Soccer teams : all of them except Arsenal and Manchester United.

It seems like every soccer/football club has « FC » or « Inter » as their team name. shyt is unoriginal and redundant.

 

[Nostalgic]

It's too early in the morning for this OP, it's clear you didn't think this one through, some of the franchise names you listed actually have real true meaning behind it.

Example: Knicks = Knickerbocker (s)......Dutch settlers, it was the pants they wore.

That's just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[DonB90]

Stuff the MAGIC dragon is actually clever. A play on words... Goofy and corny but I think that's the point of a mascot OP




Philly Fantac is another one that's cool

 

[alpo]

Florida state Seminole’s
Florida gators

 

[DonB90]

Florida state Seminole’s

Can't wait for Da U to lose in the ACC championship game with Cam Ward turning the ball over trying to be cute the main reason

 

[Boogie]

NBA:

Wizards
Magic
Nets
Knicks
Cavaliers
Bucks
Clippers
Nuggets
Pelicans

NFL:

Bengals
Browns
Jets
Colts
Cowboys
Chargers
Dolphins
Bills
Commanders
Seahawks
Texans(bring back the oilers)

MLB:
Phillies
Twins
Cubs
Angels
Rays
Marlins
Red Sox
White Sox
Astros
Guardians

NHL:
Anaheim Ducks (but right now, they have one of the best and coolest looking logos in sports though)
Winnipeg (Jets)
Calgary Flames
Vancouver Canucks
Vegas Golden Knights
Minnesota Wild
Utah Hockey Team

Boy fukk you

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Negged, fakkit

 

[Max Power]

This thread is so bad I'm gonna have to ignore it.

 

[987654321]

Florida state Seminole’s
Florida gators

At least they chose something that their state is actually known for. Ain’t no fukkin grizzly bears in Tennessee! Wizards and Texans have got to be the WOAT, Just lazy af.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Early Saturday Morning and op thinking about team names.


Go get some actual p*ssy, ninja.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

most of the ones in op are fine, especially the ones that have a meaningful connection to their city.

houston texans however is the dumbest shyt i ever heard in my life. having to go from the oilers to the texans is a damn disgrace