Spin: Would you rather your son be a carjacker or a bussy bandit?

[Son Goku]

Would you rather have a son outchea carjacking folks at gunpoint for their Mazdas or Honda Accords at fourteen (possibly with kids inside em) -OR- have a gay son who is aa law-abiding and contributing member of society?

 

[2 one 3]

You can stop being a car jacker

Once a bussy bandit

Always a bussy bandit



You already know the answer

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Either way he dead to me. Neither.

 

[Plankton]

I voted @Billy Ocean is a fakkit.

 

[The Pledge]

Damn, I didn’t know you were on Billy’s neck OP

Dude got ops every damn where

 

[RAX 010]

Car jacker
Then go to jail for 5 years
Come home reformed and revitalized
And get famous for being a reformed thug and parlay his fame into endorsements

 

[Pressure]

Lil man gonna have to be a afsggot. I'd rather waste money on mascara than his lawyer fees and expungement.

 

[Son Goku]

You can stop being a car jacker

Once a bussy bandit

Always a bussy bandit



You already know the answer

Fair enough.


If I had to talk about my son the gay investment banker or surgeon, I think I'd have more pride (no pun intended) in him than if I was talking about my son the junior felon who is either going to be spending a minute in prison (where gay sex also occurs) or is now dead in the ground.

 

[Devilinurear]

Would you rather have a son outchea carjacking folks at gunpoint for their Mazdas or Honda Accords at fourteen (possibly with kids inside em) -OR- have a gay son who is aa law-abiding and contributing member of society?

@Stick Up Kid

 

[Fillerguy]

And ppl wonder why c00ns and cacs are calling Trump the first Black president.

 

[Son Goku]

Damn, I didn’t know you were on Billy’s neck OP

Dude got ops every damn where

Based on an early exit poll, the Billy Oceans/pole smokers have it.

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

A felony will pretty much ruin your life any any future opportunities. Can't rent an apartment or get a good job

Might as well let him be a battymon, he can probably get one of those alphabet people scholarships for college

 

[Plankton]

Car jacker
Then go to jail for 5 years
Come home reformed and revitalized
And get famous for being a reformed thug and parlay his fame into endorsements

But 5 years in prison could mean possible rape or Sidney Starr could be locked up on the same tier with your son and you know how they say after years in prison men start looking like women but it's Sidney Starr who already looks like a woman, so after 3 years your son bumps into Sidney Starr in the laundry room and the weakness takes over him and now your son and Sidney Starr are a prison couple so when your son finally finishes his 5 years and he comes home he's not thinking of parlaying his fame into endorsements like you thought. His only goal is to find a lawyer to help get Sidney Starr out of prison so they can get married and during the wedding he wants you to walk Sidney Starr down the aisle.

You forgot about the part where your son can get turned out and become "chi chi mon" while in prison.

 

[the elastic]

 

[Son Goku]