That Christmas movie thread got me thinking just how fukked up that movie truly is 
both Schwarzenegger and Sinbad are deadbeat dads, both start out in the same boat, but it all ends so lopsided 
think about it.
Somewhere in the middle, they're at this diner and out of nowhere, Sinbad starts shytting on his dad cause he never got him some toy for Christmas and he was always let him down. WATCH that scene closely some time and you'll see how the cook was just shaking his head in disgust like "The hell is wrong with you?
You don't tell white people shyt like that 
" That's the moment where Arnold's inner cac powers were unleashed. Not too long after, he's running from the cops (you know, that same one he kept fukking up with) and how does he get away??? The parade people mistake him for the turboman stunt guy 
And what about Sinbad you ask? That nikka was threatening the cops with bombs and had to ASSAULT AND ROB the villain stunt guy for his costume 
Ya'll know the parade scene, Arnold saves his son from Sinbad and gives him the turboman, blahzay blah fast-forwarding... Now.... After alllllllllll this shyt, SINBAD is the one to get cuffed and walked towards a squad car, only for Arnold's son to stop him and give him his turboman for Christmas. Which prompts the most fukked up part of the movie where Arnold looks at his kid like:
Arnold: "B-b-but, I thought turboman was all you wanted for Christmas?
"
Kid: "
fukk that shyt, I got the REAL turboman at home! 
"
*Crowd hoists Schwarzenegger on shoulders and marches off, as Sinbad, still in cuffs/custody looks on*
*Roll credits*
So basically, Sinbad spent his entire day away from his fam fighting for this toy for his son... and even though he managed to get it (on some charity shyt) he remains completely unaware of the fact that turboman is nothing more than a reason for children of all colors to celebrate and idolize white men. Duke was sitting in jail once the credits rolled while his son was placing cacs upon a pedestal-- the way HE wanted to when he was his age.
I can't make this shyt up.
both Schwarzenegger and Sinbad are deadbeat dads, both start out in the same boat, but it all ends so lopsided think about it.Somewhere in the middle, they're at this diner and out of nowhere, Sinbad starts shytting on his dad cause he never got him some toy for Christmas and he was always let him down. WATCH that scene closely some time and you'll see how the cook was just shaking his head in disgust like "The hell is wrong with you?
You don't tell white people shyt like that " That's the moment where Arnold's inner cac powers were unleashed. Not too long after, he's running from the cops (you know, that same one he kept fukking up with) and how does he get away??? The parade people mistake him for the turboman stunt guy And what about Sinbad you ask? That nikka was threatening the cops with bombs and had to ASSAULT AND ROB the villain stunt guy for his costume Ya'll know the parade scene, Arnold saves his son from Sinbad and gives him the turboman, blahzay blah fast-forwarding... Now.... After alllllllllll this shyt, SINBAD is the one to get cuffed and walked towards a squad car, only for Arnold's son to stop him and give him his turboman for Christmas. Which prompts the most fukked up part of the movie where Arnold looks at his kid like:
Arnold: "B-b-but, I thought turboman was all you wanted for Christmas?
" Kid: "
fukk that shyt, I got the REAL turboman at home! " *Crowd hoists Schwarzenegger on shoulders and marches off, as Sinbad, still in cuffs/custody looks on*
*Roll credits*
So basically, Sinbad spent his entire day away from his fam fighting for this toy for his son... and even though he managed to get it (on some charity shyt) he remains completely unaware of the fact that turboman is nothing more than a reason for children of all colors to celebrate and idolize white men. Duke was sitting in jail once the credits rolled while his son was placing cacs upon a pedestal-- the way HE wanted to when he was his age.
I can't make this shyt up.
