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this thread brought back some funny ass memories
senior year prom
Around like 2-3 that day I started to feel like shyt, had that terrible stomach cramps, so I took a nasty ass deuce.
I ran downstairs and drank half a bottle of pepto bismol. I was like
this can't be happening today. I had asked this slore to prom, which was a guarantee to smash.(rich white bytch)
After taking that pepto, I thought i would be cool the rest of the day cause that shyt is always on point
Fast foward to after prom, which started at midnight and lasts till 5 am ( gay ass cathoilc school bullshyt). I had made it through the rest of day and prom without a rumble from the stomach.
I was playing basketball with some random ass cac's and I went up for a layup and I got the rumble again and i was like
so on some
I snuck to the bathroom. I ended up having to do this 3 times.
The last shyt I took, I remember sitting on the toilet making a deal with god, if you let me hit this slore then I will give up porn for the rest of my life type ish.
I was feeling ok after that last one and took this chick home. She invited me in
and I smashed that shyt, had me feeling like 
less then 30 seconds after I dropped my load, I got the rumble again
I thought I would be able to clench my butt cheeks and try to leave but no this shyt was coming right now. I had to take evasive maneuvers and sprint into the bathroom.
I remember this chick asking me if I was ok.
right when I sat down i dropped this thunderous monsterous lava flow of shyt.
This shyt was so loud I swear her parents woke up.
I wiped my ass real quick a few times, then took like 20 pieces of toilet paper and shoved them in between my cheeks. I didn't even flush.
I opened the door and she had combination of
on her face
I hit her with a form of the
and sprinted out the house
this thread brought back some funny ass memories
senior year prom
Around like 2-3 that day I started to feel like shyt, had that terrible stomach cramps, so I took a nasty ass deuce.
I ran downstairs and drank half a bottle of pepto bismol. I was like
this can't be happening today. I had asked this slore to prom, which was a guarantee to smash.(rich white bytch)After taking that pepto, I thought i would be cool the rest of the day cause that shyt is always on point
Fast foward to after prom, which started at midnight and lasts till 5 am ( gay ass cathoilc school bullshyt). I had made it through the rest of day and prom without a rumble from the stomach.
I was playing basketball with some random ass cac's and I went up for a layup and I got the rumble again and i was like
so on some
I snuck to the bathroom. I ended up having to do this 3 times.The last shyt I took, I remember sitting on the toilet making a deal with god, if you let me hit this slore then I will give up porn for the rest of my life type ish.
I was feeling ok after that last one and took this chick home. She invited me in
and I smashed that shyt, had me feeling like less then 30 seconds after I dropped my load, I got the rumble again
I thought I would be able to clench my butt cheeks and try to leave but no this shyt was coming right now. I had to take evasive maneuvers and sprint into the bathroom.
I remember this chick asking me if I was ok.
right when I sat down i dropped this thunderous monsterous lava flow of shyt.
This shyt was so loud I swear her parents woke up.
I wiped my ass real quick a few times, then took like 20 pieces of toilet paper and shoved them in between my cheeks. I didn't even flush.
I opened the door and she had combination of
on her faceI hit her with a form of the
and sprinted out the house
