SouthPaw's Inappropiate Thought Thread!

[SouthPaw]

Southpaw Inappropiate Thought #1- ICE COLD MURDER

If I ever kill someone I'm going to use an icicle and stab them to death. That way my murder weapon and all the evidence will just melt away.....

Southpaw Inappropiate Thought #2- PRISON PLANKING

If the cops ever try to arrest me for my icicle murder or anything else, I'm just going to plank!

The moment they say you have the right to remain silent, I'm going to hit the ground like a sack of potatoes and not budge from that moment on..... They will literally have to carry me, lift my fingers up to print them. Get a team of officers to carry me from cell to cell..... I won't speak a word or move period until I'm released. What can they do?

I'm just gonna sprawl out and let them figure that shyt out. Not an inch of cooperation on my part!

Southpaw Inappropiate Thought #3- VAMPIRE BLOOD & RED LIGHTS

Do those true blood, vampire diaries, and twilight vamps love eating p*ssy when the girl's period is on???


Add your own inappropiate thoughts here!

 

[Non Sequitur]

Do those true blood, vampire diaries, and twilight vamps love eating p*ssy when the girl's period is on???

It stands to reason...

 

[Snitchin Splatter]

u should move this to JBO so u can tell us what u really think

Spoiler

and maybe consider putting a buttcheek or two in my mouth when I'm in the chi next week

 

[SouthPaw]

U mean MIA?

I do have some JBO thoughts tho....

 

[Snitchin Splatter]

U mean MIA?

so all this time I been thinking you in chicago and u in miami

Guess it's time for a flordia trip

nvm.......That fukk nikka @Brooklynzson probably already tatooed his name inside your ovaries

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Murder with an icicle?


but brilliant.

 

[SouthPaw]

so all this time I been thinking you in chicago and u in miami

Guess it's time for a flordia trip

nvm.......That fukk nikka @Brooklynzson probably already tatooed his name inside your ovaries

You know I just recently realized he was down here in south florida!

Murder with an icicle?


but brilliant.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

I've never had sex with a handicapped chick

 

[concise]

Wouldn't it have to be beyond freezing cold to "properly" kill someone with an icicle? As soon as an icicle hits the ground, they shatter, you know.
That's not ... sturdy.

 

[SouthPaw]

Wouldn't it have to be beyond freezing cold to "properly" kill someone with an icicle? As soon as an icicle hits the ground, they shatter, you know.
That's not ... sturdy.

I chew ice cubes everyday all day and have become some what of an expert on ice textures. I've cut my tongue on several occasions chewing tiny sharp shards of ice. If the icicle is kept in dry ice until the moment of impact the tip will be sharp enough to pierce through all layers of flesh just like a glass shard or ice pick!

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Wouldn't it have to be beyond freezing cold to "properly" kill someone with an icicle? As soon as an icicle hits the ground, they shatter, you know.
That's not ... sturdy.

SHARPEN THEM BOYS AND PUT THEM IN A REFRIGERATED BRIEFCASE. YOU CAN EVEN PUT A HANDLE ON IT.

























NOW THAT WOULD BE COLD BLOODED MURDER. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (DAMMIT I CAN'T FIND MY CSI MIAMI GIF)

 

[SouthPaw]

Great minds think alike Snif!

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Great minds think alike Snif!

GOTTA BE CREATIVE WHEN PUTTING THE MURDER GAME DOWN

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Southpaw Inappropiate Thought #1- ICE COLD MURDER

If I ever kill someone I'm going to use an icicle and stab them to death. That way my murder weapon and all the evidence will just melt away.....

Southpaw Inappropiate Thought #2- PRISON PLANKING

If the cops ever try to arrest me for my icicle murder or anything else, I'm just going to plank!

The moment they say you have the right to remain silent, I'm going to hit the ground like a sack of potatoes and not budge from that moment on..... They will literally have to carry me, lift my fingers up to print them. Get a team of officers to carry me from cell to cell..... I won't speak a word or move period until I'm released. What can they do?

I'm just gonna sprawl out and let them figure that shyt out. Not an inch of cooperation on my part!

Southpaw Inappropiate Thought #3- VAMPIRE BLOOD & RED LIGHTS

Do those true blood, vampire diaries, and twilight vamps love eating p*ssy when the girl's period is on???


Add your own inappropiate thoughts here!

what if an eyelash falls into the water before you freeze it?

 

[Brooklynzson]