Soto or Nowhere: The Official 2024 New York Yankees Off-Season Thread

Bigwhite2498

All Star
Joined
Mar 11, 2022
Messages
5,214
Reputation
2
Daps
5,493
If they don’t win this game and the series, worse case scenario has come true. Bum ass Boone and Cashman will be extended off the strength of this WS appearance. We will have wasted the prime of Cole/ and playoff Stanton while still burdened with the backend of their contracts. We will sign Soto but no one else meaningful because Hal won’t go above and beyond like Dodgers and Mets. Might be another long WS drought.
Judge don’t deserve to be in that sentence fukk him
 

Mantis Toboggan M.D.

Drink wolf cola
Joined
Mar 18, 2014
Messages
31,731
Reputation
9,631
Daps
106,805
Reppin
Brooklyn
If they don’t win this game and the series, worse case scenario has come true. Bum ass Boone and Cashman will be extended off the strength of this WS appearance. We will have wasted the prime of Judge/Cole/ and playoff Stanton while still burdened with the backend of their contracts. We will sign Soto but no one else meaningful because Hal won’t go above and beyond like Dodgers and Mets. Might be another long WS drought.
$300 million payroll with one reliable starter and guys playing out of position or just not a major league caliber hitter at 5 or 6 positions on the field :dead:
 

Michael's Black Son

Blanket Jackson
Supporter
Joined
Sep 30, 2013
Messages
52,248
Reputation
15,149
Daps
229,773
Reppin
New York City & Neverland Ranch
My mom could've thrown him out from there :heh: Stanton should only be send from 2nd if the ball reaches the wall. Anything shorter and you keep his ass at 3rd.

Breh I don’t even want Stanton running unless it’s a Bartolo Colon home run trot because his hip or shoulder might fall off trying to be Rickey Henderson.
 

Mantis Toboggan M.D.

Drink wolf cola
Joined
Mar 18, 2014
Messages
31,731
Reputation
9,631
Daps
106,805
Reppin
Brooklyn
Sounds just like my cowboys.
Aaron judge = dak
Stanton= CD lamb
Soto= Micah parsons
Everyone else= cowboys defense
Why do my sports teams do this to me :mjcry:
I got John Harbaugh sandbagging the ravens for nearly 20 years too. Cost them the division, top seed, and/or the playoffs entirely with his stupidity in 2010, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, & 2017 and cost them playoff games in 2010, 2011, 2014, 2018, 2019, and 2023. Same mistakes every year that are left unfixed. This shyt ain’t fun :snoop:
 

Bigwhite2498

All Star
Joined
Mar 11, 2022
Messages
5,214
Reputation
2
Daps
5,493
I got John Harbaugh sandbagging the ravens for nearly 20 years too. Cost them the division, top seed, and/or the playoffs entirely with his stupidity in 2010, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, & 2017 and cost them playoff games in 2010, 2011, 2014, 2018, 2019, and 2023. Same mistakes every year that are left unfixed. This shyt ain’t fun :snoop:
It’s like sports torture breh I think I have battered fan syndrome idk why I keep believing in these mfs
 
Top