Soooo The Rock is winning the Royal Rumble right?

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Rock will appear at Royal Rumble via Satellite, as the 30th man in a total swerve when all 29 others have entered but the 30th man doesn't show up.

The match goes on, and you get the typical bullshyt pointing at the WrestleMania sign, but when the supposed winner steps out of the ring the bell sound starts to sound to confusion of the crowd and the crowned winner. Cue to the big screen with the Rock showing up in Miami drinking some of his Teremana Tequila, and tells him that even though he lost by forfeiting, they get a year supply of Teremana on the house; shipping and handling free, no boots to asses needed.
 
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