Sometimes I Wish I Was A Single Father

[Blankthawtz]

Taking my 10 month old son out and about this summer has tested my faith.... He's such a magnet for these Chicks in the streets... granted they approaching me to comment on him and how adorable he is.... but then the convo starts to go towards me and what I'm doin and yada yada....

I'm not cheatin on my wife so I have to act like the opportunity for new p*ssy is not on the table and just k.i.m.....but when I get home I be havin those *damn... I bet that ass would have been delicious * thoughts.... Smh...

I gotta live vicariously thru yall single dads.... Wrack up on all the fish your baby baits for u brehs.....

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

It sucks.
I know exactly what you mean.
Where was all this p*ssy before I got married!?!?!

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Them young fresh out of college brehettes .

Got a mighty thick one sitting right next to my desk with her cute self...

 

[get these nets]

op, nah

a cute dog works just as well

 

[Kwabena]

You need help

 

[SheWantTheD]

You wasn't getting pvzzy before your girl?

They see you in a fatherly state, and it biologically turns them on.

When I play with my nephew in public, women notice and stare. They see you good with kids means you would be a good father in their eyes.

 

[Blankthawtz]

You wasn't getting pvzzy before your girl?

They see you in a fatherly state, and it biologically turns them on.

.

Before my wife and up until the week before my wedding...

But them days is over...

Just sayin kids amp the anti....

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

GMB still impeccably undefeated in these streets

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Damn that’s fukked up

 

[TheBoyDuddus]

This is actually a good idea. I think I'm going to make me a son so I can exploit him as a prop.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Thecoli is definitely the black bizzaro world.

 

[Jahbarri]

Get married brehs and lust over women that didn’t get married brehs

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

It was a story about a dude who has like 3 kids and the mom died.

I know he could be diving in p*ssy...broads really go into overdrive when they see you with a kid...especially when it's yours....even moreso from black women when they see you have a black baby with a black woman.

 

[Yinny]

...

 

[kuts]

I call this the married male fallacy.

Chicks feel free to give you play if you're married. And if they see that they can easily get your attention then they'll flirt even harder.