Somebody offers you $750 million to spend the rest of your life having light bulbs thrown at you

[Buddy]

Starting out it's just them, and it's on sight at any opportune moment You could be out enjoying a nice day with your lady and suddenly...

Over time, social media catches on and you're now the target of the 'Light Bulb Challenge' Bad ass teens and clout chasers start tracking your whereabouts for a chance to go viral. You can't hire security or retaliate, but you're never in any real danger anyway. You decide.

 

[duncanthetall]

I need more info. Could I conceivably build a big ass compound where nobody can reach me to throw light bulbs? Or is this like some supernatural light bulb specter type shyt that can follow me no matter where I can to chuck them at me?

 

[BaggerofTea]

is self defense off limits?

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

what are these retarded threads

 

[Buddy]

I need more info. Could I conceivably build a big ass compound where nobody can reach me to throw light bulbs? Or is this like some supernatural light bulb specter type shyt that can follow me no matter where I can to chuck them at me?

Are you asking if you can spend the rest of your life as a recluse?

is self defense off limits?

I mean you can definitely try to dodge them if that's what you mean.

 

[BaggerofTea]

I mean you can definitely try to dodge them if that's what you mean.

I meant shooting them

 

[Buddy]

I meant shooting them

Free @BaggerofTea

 

[Pedro Negro]

Walk around with a motorcycle helmet and a bubble goose on 24/7 in fear of a barrage of light bulbs while making runs to your local grocery store, brehs

 

[old pig]

you know what?? yes nikka yes…I’d do it

now what?? where’s my fukking money??

 

[ScoopNScore]

You could be out enjoying a nice day with your lady and suddenly...

Over time, social media catches on and you're now the

at someone actually going with the full windup just to bean someone with a lightbulb...catch him like surprise too like

 

[DrexlersFade]

what are these retarded threads

Let him live bruh dude obviously stoned

 

[Buddy]

Let him live bruh dude obviously stoned

I actually wasn't I just like improvising some random shyt lol it's good for the creativity muscle