Some of you married/brehs with kids need to stay in your lane

[Dont@Me]

Time after time, I get friends, acquaintances, and even family members who peer into my lifestyle and get jealous or feel like they're missing out. They're always married or have kids. They try to utilize me to take them down a deviant path because they obviously regret seeding up their women or whatever, but I tell 'em they ain't ready for all that



Even my barber just had a kid with his girl and he IMMEDIATEY gained 40lbs. And ironically got some lesbian butch lookin haircut on himself not a good look for business!

He sees my instagram stories at exclusive parties and festivals and asks me to take him one day, and I'm not having that shyt

The fukk I look like dampening my fun time with someone that doesn't even know the scene just because he regrets having a kid and feels like he's missing out on a life he would've had otherwise



Y'all need to get it together man.

 

[maxamusa]

You the type when you get the alibi text to rat.

"nah he never came over to watch the game"

 

[Dont@Me]

You the type when you get the alibi text to rat.

"nah he never came over to watch the game"

I'm the type to tell these folks they ain't about that life, so stay home and be a fukng family man

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Man let your barber turn up with you mayne

 

[RamsayBolton]

 

[Dont@Me]

Man let your barber turn up with you mayne

That's what we cannot do. He even admits he doesn't like the music in the scene, which is the primary reason why I go. Wtf I look like showing the ropes to someone who doesn't know how to camp or even like the music just so they can try to be more like me in a scene they probably don't belong? Nahhhhhhhh I'm fukkin on this party pack solo my boi!

 

[parallax]

You the type when you get the alibi text to rat.

"nah he never came over to watch the game"

im just dapping on the strength of the heavyweights gif. that movie was my shyt as a kid

 

[the elastic]

He just wanna join 30 Body Gang

 

[maxamusa]

Man let your barber turn up with you mayne

I watched dead presidents last night; breh was so foul in that shyt

 

[Phitz]

That's what we cannot do. He even admits he doesn't like the music in the scene, which is the primary reason why I go. Wtf I look like showing the ropes to someone who doesn't know how to camp or even like the music just so they can try to be more like me in a scene they probably don't belong? Nahhhhhhhh I'm fukkin on this party pack solo my boi!

Is this a new slang? Camping is an everyboy activity

 

[Stir Fry]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/stds-arent-a-myth-mjcry.1038551/

 

[MajesticLion]

Tell them not to @ you and quit making rambling threads about nothing, you're well into Crackhead Squirrel territory at this point.

 

[Dont@Me]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/stds-arent-a-myth-mjcry.1038551/

Comes with the territory

 

[Dont@Me]

Is this a new slang? Camping is an everyboy activity

Ok? People can still not know how to do it.

 

[maxamusa]

im just dapping on the strength of the heavyweights gif. that movie was my shyt as a kid

Breh I rewatched that with mine some years ago; its even better than I remember
imagine this shyt dropping today or them remixing it with all fat girls