So on my way to work I hear someone say "excuse me", I turn around and see an elderly black women so I'm like how can I help you mam?
Elderly black women: "somebody kicked me out of my house"
Me:
"who kicked you out?"
Elderly black women: "Jesus Christ kicked me out of my house this morning".
At this point I'm like
the fukk is this women drunk? So I just say "well I don't know if I can help you with that"
and as I'm walking away she goes "I was sent a sign that you must give me your spiritual power".
At this point I'm about to lose it and release a great laughter but as a sign of respect I just shaked my head and said "you got the wrong guy mam", so I just cross the road towards my bus stop with the
face thinking what kind of fukkery is this?
As I reach the bus stop I turn around and see that the old woman crossed the road too, she pulls out a camera and starts taking pictures of the ground
, now I'm thinking this crazy old woman is up to something. I keep my eye out to make sure she don't take no picture of me. Anyway my bus comes and I'm thinking I gotta get rid of this crazy individual so I wait until the driver is about to close the doors and quickly jump in. At that point I look at her with the 
thinking "how you gon follow me now?". I'm about to take a seat and make myself comfortable when she runs to the driver and asks him to open the door. 
the dumbass driver opens up and now I'm really getting shook. I make sure to stay as far away as possible from her as i'm thinking that she's plotting to do some african voodoo sorcery on me.
I get to my stop and enter the train station, as you've guessed she decides to get off too, only after seeing me do so. I'm thinking of ways to lose this tail so I run down the stairs and take cover behind a wall. I'm now on some Solid Snake shyt. A minute or 2 later I check my angles and can't see her no more
, I guess I finally managed to get away. My train arrives and I get on, take a seat and see her ass get on the next carriage. She's looking dead at me with a grin 
. shyt is real now. At the next station she moves on to my carriage, little did she know I set up a plan to lose her. As the train doors are about to close I quickly jump off, she looks at me lost not knowing what to do. I literally do the 
face thinking "how gonna tail my ass now bytch?!" . I let the next train go by without getting on in order to make sure she don't track me down at the next station. I get on the following train shook as fukk until I reach my destination.
This a real story brehs it just happened to me today, I ain't taking no risk with no African voodoo sorcerer fukk that
Elderly black women: "somebody kicked me out of my house"
Me:
"who kicked you out?"Elderly black women: "Jesus Christ kicked me out of my house this morning".
At this point I'm like
the fukk is this women drunk? So I just say "well I don't know if I can help you with that" and as I'm walking away she goes "I was sent a sign that you must give me your spiritual power".At this point I'm about to lose it and release a great laughter but as a sign of respect I just shaked my head and said "you got the wrong guy mam", so I just cross the road towards my bus stop with the
face thinking what kind of fukkery is this? As I reach the bus stop I turn around and see that the old woman crossed the road too, she pulls out a camera and starts taking pictures of the ground
, now I'm thinking this crazy old woman is up to something. I keep my eye out to make sure she don't take no picture of me. Anyway my bus comes and I'm thinking I gotta get rid of this crazy individual so I wait until the driver is about to close the doors and quickly jump in. At that point I look at her with the thinking "how you gon follow me now?". I'm about to take a seat and make myself comfortable when she runs to the driver and asks him to open the door. the dumbass driver opens up and now I'm really getting shook. I make sure to stay as far away as possible from her as i'm thinking that she's plotting to do some african voodoo sorcery on me.I get to my stop and enter the train station, as you've guessed she decides to get off too, only after seeing me do so. I'm thinking of ways to lose this tail so I run down the stairs and take cover behind a wall. I'm now on some Solid Snake shyt. A minute or 2 later I check my angles and can't see her no more
, I guess I finally managed to get away. My train arrives and I get on, take a seat and see her ass get on the next carriage. She's looking dead at me with a grin . shyt is real now. At the next station she moves on to my carriage, little did she know I set up a plan to lose her. As the train doors are about to close I quickly jump off, she looks at me lost not knowing what to do. I literally do the face thinking "how gonna tail my ass now bytch?!" . I let the next train go by without getting on in order to make sure she don't track me down at the next station. I get on the following train shook as fukk until I reach my destination.This a real story brehs it just happened to me today, I ain't taking no risk with no African voodoo sorcerer fukk that
When you go home to take a shower (assuming this is a shower day for you) she'll be waiting in the tub 
