SOHH Hollywood is now making a Tetris Movie!!! :mindblown:

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I guess they are now officially scraping the bottom of the barrel...I wonder who is going to star in it :lupe:
http://time.com/3449402/tetris-movie/
There Will Be a Tetris Movie, and it Will Be ‘Epic’
Sept. 30, 2014
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The cover of Nintendo Game Boy game, "Tetris." Boston Globe—Boston Globe via Getty Images
"What you [will] see in Tetris is the teeny tip of an iceberg that has intergalactic significance."
Are you sitting down? Please, tell me you’re sitting down. Because, the Wall Street Journal reports, Tetris will be coming to a theater near you.

No, not for a World Cup competition — the company is determined to turn the classic blockbusting game into a spectator sport — but for a movie. That’s right, there is going to be a Tetris movie. And according to Threshold Entertainment CEO Larry Kasanoff, “It’s a very big, epic sic-fi movie.”

While we don’t know what to expect, Kasanoff, who turned Mortal Kombat into a film in 1995, told the WSJ what we shouldn’t expect. “This isn’t a movie with a bunch of lines running around the page,” he said. “We’re not giving feet to the geometric shapes . . . What you [will] see in Tetris is the teeny tip of an iceberg that has intergalactic significance.”

May this please open the door for other spinoffs of Marble Madness and Pong, too. Blip. Blip. Bloop.
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lol i see only 2 ways they can go with this

a) it is revealed that tetris is actually some ancient cosmic simulation that holds the fate of the galaxy in the balance or some shyt, and some random dude from earth chosen by the gods is gonna have to play it and save the universe.

or

b) a 3d animated movie where the different shapes and pieces are the characters (think like most pixar movies) and they have to work together or some shyt to stop some evil menace (probly some metaphorical shyt too... like TIME) from ending the world.
 
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This actually shows there are still creative people writing in Hollywood
:russ:...Mowg you will support Cali til the grave...hell we might as well put together a screenplay on this one. They HAVE to be throwing shyt at the wall so far on this one. I'll write one act...who's down :manny:
 

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:russ:...Mowg you will support Cali til the grave...hell we might as well put together a screenplay on this one. They HAVE to be throwing shyt at the wall so far on this one. I'll write one act...who's down :manny:
:whoa: Lets trust the professionals. Tetris nikka. COming soon to a theatre near you. Classification: Epic.
 

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In less than 15 years, Hollywood is on its deathbed in terms of creativity.
 

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The fact that this is getting greenlighted but there's still no Bioshock movie :snoop:
fukk, I'd rather see Big Trouble in Little China 2 or Escape from Miami at this point.
 
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