So you're walking out of your nephew's christening and SUDDENLY THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BREAKS OUT

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

you are trained for this; former seal / ranger / decepticon / ryder and you hear through the grapevine [its official] that there is an EXIT about 20 driving hours south of here; basically, if you live NORTH part of america [seattle / detroit / green bay / NYC] the CURE or the CHOPPER is in San Diego / Atlanta / Houston etc

WHO IS YOUR FIVE

All zombie media...movies films, etc

you can choose from day/dawn/rise/wwz/WD/Evil Dead/Shaun/anything

you got to choose FOUR ADDITIONAL PEOPLE to go in the truck you're driving in to have your back.

and oh yeah


YOUR DAUGHTER IS WAITING AT THE EXTRACTION POINT


Choose wisely

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

• Michonne
• Ash from Evil Dead
  
• Robert Neville [i am legend]
• Jill Valentine

 

[He Who Posts Well]

In.

 

[chico25]

Alice from Resident Evil 3.
Tallahassee from Zombieland.
Ash from Army of Darkness.
Dean Winchester from Supernatural.

Don't fukk with us.

 

[marcuz]

peter from dawn of the dead original

michonne from TWD

carol from TWD

sasha from TWD

 

[Theabbot]

Michonne
Alice
Jill
Cherry Darling
And a bottle full of viagras for the week long after party once we make it to the exit.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

sasha from TWD

weak link breh

 

[marcuz]

weak link breh

says you

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

says you

ash = ryder of ryders

 

[Brozay]

Ash is a no brainer
Michonne
Alice from RE
OG Bill from Left 4 Dead (need that grizzly vet in the squad)

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Ash is a no brainer
Michonne
Alice from RE
OG Bill from Left 4 Dead (need that grizzly vet in the squad)

AH MAN i forgot my man COACH from L4D2 [GOT THAT BOOMER BYLE ]

 

[marcuz]

ash = ryder of ryders

i dont want characters from horror comedy on my squad

 

[Brozay]

AH MAN i forgot my man COACH from L4D2 [GOT THAT BOOMER BYLE ]

Coach was a bad bad man

I forgot about L4D2

OG Bill was my dude tho

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

i dont want characters from horror comedy on my squad

oh so you think you'll get to the extraction point first...and that ash is a joke?

More supplies for me

 

[Yaboysix]

fukk that! Ima have to off myself! I ain't bout that zombie life brehs! (Imagines zombies ripping the flesh from my body as i scream!)

Plus I'm fat.ain't nobody gone want me on the team