Drinking beer
This man goes up to this woman in a bar and says, "I'm gonna make your nipples hard."
She says, "Oh yea? My husband will kick your @ss."
The guy says, "And then I'm gonna turn you upside down, pour beer in your p*ssy, and guzzle it all down."
She says, "That's it. I'm gonna tell my husband, and he's gonna kick your @ss." She turns and leaves. When she gets home, she goes to her husband and says, "This jerk at the bar told me he was gonna make my nipples hard." The husband gets really pissed off and heads out the door for the bar. She grabs him by the arm and says, "He also said that he was gonna turn me upside down, pour beer in my vagina, and then guzzle it all down."
Upon hearing this, her husband turns around and walks back into the house. "What the hell are you doing?" she asks him.
He replies, "I ain't f*cking with anybody who can drink that much beer."
What you think?
