Tis not the work of demons my son. All is happening as foretold. The NegPocalypse is nigh and I, Neg Jesus, have arisen to forgive the sins of the Coli -- sins that weigh heavily on the Arcadium.
Have ye not worshipped the false idol of the Dark Knight?
Have ye not caught feelings over people criticizing your taste in movies?
Have ye not gone into the other threads and c00ned?
Have ye not engaged in CACery?
Have ye not coveted your neighbhor's iPhone and Android?
The rapture has come. The red posters shall inherit the board. In the name of bkthefather and his only son, Neg Jesus, I compel you to confess your simping. Turn the other cheek and receive the benediction of my open palm upon it, for that is the only way to everlasting green.
Confess, confess your coli sins and the green shall return!
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