SO TODAY WAS JUST ALL KINDS OF WEIRD.

[MR. SNIFLES]

SO STUPID shyt JUST STARTED HAPPENING FROM THE TIME I WOKE UP. FIRST ACT OF THE DAY? FALL DOWN THE fukkING STAIRS. MY DAMN BOXERS FLEW OFF AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THEM. SO NOW I'M UPSIDE DOWN NAKED WITH MY dikk ABOUT 3 INCHES FROM MY FACE AND THE DOOR BELL RINGS. THE MAILMAN HAS A PACKAGE AND HE LOOKS THROUGH THE WINDOW AND WE MAKE EYE CONTACT... fukk MY LIFE.

I GET TO WORK AND FIGURE I'LL BUY A BAG OF CHIPS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE. I LET THIS GIRL GO FIRST AND SHE BUYS A BAG THAT GETS STUCK. THE fukkING BAG GETS STUCK OVER THE SENSOR AND NOW NOBODY CAN BUY SNACKS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANTED THOSE PRETZELS.

AFTER THAT I GET THE KEYS TO THE CAR FOR THE DAY AND I LEAVE. I'M HAVING AN UNEVENTFUL DAY UNTIL I DECIDE TO TAKE A LIL BREAK. I STOP IN THE TRUCK STOP TO TAKE A PISS. I OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR AND THIS GUY IS PLOWING THIS CHICK OVER THE SINK. THEY BOTH LOOK UP AT ME AND...THAT AIN'T NO CHICK BREHS. THEY IGNORED ME AND I JUST WALKED AWAY. I BIT OF MY SOUL WAS LEFT IN THAT HALLWAY ON I-94.

I WALK OUTSIDE AND, I BULLshyt YOU NOT, IT STARTED RAINING RIGHT AS I STEPPED OFF THE CURB. I GET TO THE CAR SOAKING WET AND I TAKE A SIP OF MY SAM'S CLUB WATER AND I KINDA LAUGH. "AT LEAST I'M NOT @NIGERIAN RIGHT NOW".

 

[obarth]

 

[Chill]

SO STUPID shyt JUST STARTED HAPPENING FROM THE TIME I WOKE UP. FIRST ACT OF THE DAY? FALL DOWN THE fukkING STAIRS. MY DAMN BOXERS FLEW OFF AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THEM. SO NOW I'M UPSIDE DOWN NAKED WITH MY dikk ABOUT 3 INCHES FROM MY FACE AND THE DOOR BELL RINGS. THE MAILMAN HAS A PACKAGE AND HE LOOKS THROUGH THE WINDOW AND WE MAKE EYE CONTACT... fukk MY LIFE.

I GET TO WORK AND FIGURE I'LL BUY A BAG OF CHIPS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE. I LET THIS GIRL GO FIRST AND SHE BUYS A BAG THAT GETS STUCK. THE fukkING BAG GETS STUCK OVER THE SENSOR AND NOW NOBODY CAN BUY SNACKS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANTED THOSE PRETZELS.

AFTER THAT I GET THE KEYS TO THE CAR FOR THE DAY AND I LEAVE. I'M HAVING AN UNEVENTFUL DAY UNTIL I DECIDE TO TAKE A LIL BREAK. I STOP IN THE TRUCK STOP TO TAKE A PISS. I OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR AND THIS GUY IS PLOWING THIS CHICK OVER THE SINK. THEY BOTH LOOK UP AT ME AND...THAT AIN'T NO CHICK BREHS. THEY IGNORED ME AND I JUST WALKED AWAY. I BIT OF MY SOUL WAS LEFT IN THAT HALLWAY ON I-94.

I WALK OUTSIDE AND, I BULLshyt YOU NOT, IT STARTED RAINING RIGHT AS I STEPPED OFF THE CURB. I GET TO THE CAR SOAKING WET AND I TAKE A SIP OF MY SAM'S CLUB WATER AND I KINDA LAUGH. "AT LEAST I'M NOT @NIGERIAN RIGHT NOW".

 

[illadope]

Your last sentence is just proof that things could always be worse. Keep ya head up breh.

 

[b@squ1@t]

i hear if u steal a microwave from a homeless junkie you go back in time

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

 

[unit321]

Well, I get out of my car at the work parking lot and someone has a Halloween costume on.
Stretch pant leggings were part of the costume.

 

[Ricky Church]

SO STUPID shyt JUST STARTED HAPPENING FROM THE TIME I WOKE UP. FIRST ACT OF THE DAY? FALL DOWN THE fukkING STAIRS. MY DAMN BOXERS FLEW OFF AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND THEM. SO NOW I'M UPSIDE DOWN NAKED WITH MY dikk ABOUT 3 INCHES FROM MY FACE AND THE DOOR BELL RINGS. THE MAILMAN HAS A PACKAGE AND HE LOOKS THROUGH THE WINDOW AND WE MAKE EYE CONTACT... fukk MY LIFE.

I GET TO WORK AND FIGURE I'LL BUY A BAG OF CHIPS FROM THE VENDING MACHINE. I LET THIS GIRL GO FIRST AND SHE BUYS A BAG THAT GETS STUCK. THE fukkING BAG GETS STUCK OVER THE SENSOR AND NOW NOBODY CAN BUY SNACKS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANTED THOSE PRETZELS.

AFTER THAT I GET THE KEYS TO THE CAR FOR THE DAY AND I LEAVE. I'M HAVING AN UNEVENTFUL DAY UNTIL I DECIDE TO TAKE A LIL BREAK. I STOP IN THE TRUCK STOP TO TAKE A PISS. I OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR AND THIS GUY IS PLOWING THIS CHICK OVER THE SINK. THEY BOTH LOOK UP AT ME AND...THAT AIN'T NO CHICK BREHS. THEY IGNORED ME AND I JUST WALKED AWAY. I BIT OF MY SOUL WAS LEFT IN THAT HALLWAY ON I-94.

I WALK OUTSIDE AND, I BULLshyt YOU NOT, IT STARTED RAINING RIGHT AS I STEPPED OFF THE CURB. I GET TO THE CAR SOAKING WET AND I TAKE A SIP OF MY SAM'S CLUB WATER AND I KINDA LAUGH. "AT LEAST I'M NOT @NIGERIAN RIGHT NOW".

I was gonna one star this, until the I read the ending.