So this girl leaves the house when I start drinking....

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Last thursday before I went out of town...I invited a chic over to watch TV...i go to the liq store and grab a bottle of vodka.

We at the house and im making myself cocktails. I start giving the broad a massge, and she gets up abruptly and say "I got to go"

She straight bounces...Im like :what:

Anyway I do my thing down in Florida for Famu homecoming weekend...come back t GA...decide this morning to email the broad, "We not friends anymore?"


This is the traffic:

Me: "Morning, guess you not my friend anymore…"

Her: "Good Morning. Why would you say that?"

Me: "Last time I saw you, you left the house in a dash and haven’t heard from you since."

Her: "Oh yea, I just prefer not to be around men when they drink. Bad experience. "
 

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drinking while with someone who doesnt drink makes you look like a lush

you probably creeped her out with your "massage"

pro tip: girls dont like it when a drunk guy is groping them.

I wasnt even drunk....
 

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theres some holes in this story fam


was she with you when you whipped to the liquor store??
 

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OP, ever occur to you that she could've been assaulted/raped/beat by a man who drinks or an alcoholic male and that seeing you drink triggered her?

Just don't drink around her and be prepared for the other shoe to drop if you get serious.
 

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OP, ever occur to you that she could've been assaulted/raped/beat by a man who drinks or an alcoholic male and that seeing you drink triggered her?

Just don't drink around her and be prepared for the other shoe to drop if you get serious.

Cleary now I assume that is the case....
 

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invite her over again.
make sure you are shyt faced before she gets there.
when she arrives do your best to act sober.
start performing wrestling moves on her. suplex her onto the couch, ddt her onto the bed, etc.

then...tell her to suck your dikk with her ass hole.
 

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...Her: "Oh yea, I just prefer not to be around men when they drink. Bad experience. "
Her experience or experiences when being around drunk dudes is not a good one. So basically, she's been around heavy drinkers who become a-holes when they get drunk. You can explain to her that you that yes, you were planning on getting smashed and beating her with your belt; or you aren't a heavy drinker but were trying to set the mood for erotic love.
 

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She aint my old lady...

She just wanted to chill and maybe drink, but as soon as you intiated contact she bounced, cause she never intended on getting physical with, maybe because she had a man, or maybe because she's a game player, there are plenty of chicks like that, either you have to cut this bytch off:birdman:
 

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Yep...she came to the house, and I was like come to the liq store with me...she obliged

:dwillhuh:


gas ain't cheap bro. if she already was whipped up why you ain't have her bring the liquor back to the crib and you would give her that bread back?


females hate getting somewhere and then having to move all of a sudden.
 
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