where you live at bruh?
get it dreaded up for the time being

Do you know how long it takes to form dreads? It aint like walking into the shop and getting cornrows
Grow that fro out, or cut your own hair(it's easy as hell to do a Caesar).
And to this point, it is relatively easy to do a Caesar (with practice). I bought the Andis Speedmaster II bout a month ago and fukked my shyt up cause I wasnt using the comb attachments and thought I was gonna get a good cut going on with just the clippers

. Went to my barber who gave me a few tips and broke down which comb attachment to use, cut it down a little bit a few days ago and was quite impressed. Just take your time, watch some vids, get a good feel for the clippers and you can do it.