Can we sue the church or head up a petition to get these books back to the public? I don't think Jesus would appreciate his publishing being kept under wraps. I'm sure Jesus has a few bangers and remixes we haven't heard yet. What gives them the right to horde it for themselves. fukk them.
So the catholic church has gospels not included in the Kings James bible?
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OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
Dat fukkin book been chopped n screwed more times than a Houston mixtape. 
Some of these other books are easily available and in mass print. Even I own the Gospels of Thomas and Mary Magdelene. A few of them are part of the Scripture in non-Catholic churches, like Syrian or Greek or Ethiopian Orthodox. Their accuracy and reliability is a whole different issue, though.
Some, but what about the ones the catholic church haven't made public? Of course, someone correct me if I'm wrong but they do have gospels not yet made public right?
Yeah, it would probably completely alter our perception of Jesus. Like imagine he married a 9 year old or something. I'm sure he did some dirt in his younger days.
Yea from what im reading he caught a body. Some kid bumped into him and he fell down so he told the boy, now you're gonna fall. Then ol boy fell, and died after playing on a roof. When confronted Jesus denied that he bodied him but then went and ressurected the dead kid who told everyone jesus didnt do it.
it's all BULLshyt anyway
OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
nikkas should read dat Gospel of Judas. 
Demon
Evil b*stard
True. Id be more interested in Stephen Kings deleted scenes from The Shining.
Not really into fairy tales, so fukk their deleted scenes
ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
Isn't it funny though? That when I explain to other people that I'm agnostic and then I try to explain that idiocy of Christianity's oh so "holy text" they're always like "Oh well if it's not the King James Bible then it's not the real bible".
I'm talking protestants, methodists, baptists, all of them.
And NONE of these motherfukkers know shyt about shyt. Hell I tried to explain to this crumb bum Jehovahs Witness that the first christians did'nt show up until YEARS after Jesus died and he called me crazy. I'm here trying to explain to him that everyone back that was just jewush or crazy jewish that believed that Jesus was the messiah and he's like no no no no no.
fukking morons...keep praying for that rapture and all that good shyt though. It's like they're all different sets of the same stupid gang beefing about some shyt that MAN wrote hundreds of years ago
ha! the bible is full of shyt like that...
who was that? Elisha? Kids called him bald head so he cursed them in God's name, bears come and maul 40 of them to death.
God didn't care, apparently.
neither does christianity.