So the catholic church has gospels not included in the Kings James bible?

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Can we sue the church or head up a petition to get these books back to the public? I don't think Jesus would appreciate his publishing being kept under wraps. I'm sure Jesus has a few bangers and remixes we haven't heard yet. What gives them the right to horde it for themselves. fukk them.
 

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If I remember correctly Revelations was a last minute inclusion too
 

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The lost books talk about jesus early life. I think it would kind of hurt the image the church has put forth because he was kinda G'd up.
 

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Can we sue the church or head up a petition to get these books back to the public? I don't think Jesus would appreciate his publishing being kept under wraps. I'm sure Jesus has a few bangers and remixes we haven't heard yet. What gives them the right to horde it to themselves. fukk them.

Some of these other books are easily available and in mass print. Even I own the Gospels of Thomas and Mary Magdelene. A few of them are part of the Scripture in non-Catholic churches, like Syrian or Greek or Ethiopian Orthodox. Their accuracy and reliability is a whole different issue, though.
 

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Some of these other books are easily available and in mass print. Even I own the Gospels of Thomas and Mary Magdelene. A few of them are part of the Scripture in non-Catholic churches, like Syrian or Greek or Ethiopian Orthodox. Their accuracy and reliability is a whole different issue, though.

Some, but what about the ones the catholic church haven't made public? Of course, someone correct me if I'm wrong but they do have gospels not yet made public right?
 

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The lost books talk about jesus early life. I think it would kind of hurt the image the church has put forth because he was kinda G'd up.

Yeah, it would probably completely alter our perception of Jesus. Like imagine he married a 9 year old or something. I'm sure he did some dirt in his younger days.
 

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Yeah, it would probably completely alter our perception of Jesus. Like imagine he married a 9 year old or something.

Yea from what im reading he caught a body. Some kid bumped into him and he fell down so he told the boy, now you're gonna fall. Then ol boy fell, and died after playing on a roof. When confronted Jesus denied that he bodied him but then went and ressurected the dead kid who told everyone jesus didnt do it.
 

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:heh: at anyone thinking king James verision is the real shyt
Isn't it funny though? That when I explain to other people that I'm agnostic and then I try to explain that idiocy of Christianity's oh so "holy text" they're always like "Oh well if it's not the King James Bible then it's not the real bible".

I'm talking protestants, methodists, baptists, all of them.

And NONE of these motherfukkers know shyt about shyt. Hell I tried to explain to this crumb bum Jehovahs Witness that the first christians did'nt show up until YEARS after Jesus died and he called me crazy. I'm here trying to explain to him that everyone back that was just jewush or crazy jewish that believed that Jesus was the messiah and he's like no no no no no.

fukking morons...keep praying for that rapture and all that good shyt though. It's like they're all different sets of the same stupid gang beefing about some shyt that MAN wrote hundreds of years ago
 

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Yea from what im reading he caught a body. Some kid bumped into him and he fell down so he told the boy, now you're gonna fall. Then ol boy fell, and died after playing on a roof. When confronted Jesus denied that he bodied him but then went and ressurected the dead kid who told everyone jesus didnt do it.

ha! the bible is full of shyt like that...

who was that? Elisha? Kids called him bald head so he cursed them in God's name, bears come and maul 40 of them to death.

God didn't care, apparently.

neither does christianity.
 
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